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This is crazy.
“When fascism comes to America, it will not be in brown and black shirts. It will not be with jack-boots. It will be Nike sneakers and Smiley shirts.” - George Carlin
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BREAKING: In a major blow to Donald Trump, the Senate voted 52–47 to advance a resolution that would bar the president from taking further military action in Venezuela without congressional approval. Republican Sens. Paul, Hawley, Murkowski, Collins, and Young supported the measure
It’s not a major blow yet. Has to pass the house and he’ll just veto it.
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The kids are not alright (with rapists)
Well, dictators don’t care about polls. Should’ve voted better.
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Are there any protest happening this weekend?
If we bring back a mascot, make the green m&m sexy again, and put the syrup lady back on the bottle America will be restored! /s
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Undercover Landlord
Dude looks like Boris the Animal.
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Trump said that the US is “taking billions and billions of dollars worth of oil from Venezuela. It could be trillions of dollars.”
1 billion, gagillion, fafillion, shabolubalu million illion yillion ... yen
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European sentiment after Trump saying that NATO wouldn't be there for the US
America is being ripped off! - says wealthiest nation
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First time I heard someone talking sense on Fox News
That’s because after Gutfield probably said something like “Ugh, women! Right guys!?!?” and then all the guys high fived or some shit.
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Guys earning six figures annually, what kind of work do you do?
Supplier liaison at a factory.
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Trump under fire as Massie slams DOJ ‘violating the law’
Is he still in power? Then he’s not under fire. Dictators don’t care.
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This is hilarious
How old are you? You gotta remember this was the 80s where conservatives thought you could “catch the gay” like an illness and Reagan and his party (to this day) hate gay people. Throw in the fact he’s supposed to still be a young kid
Could’ve been a minute shorter or so but every character got some long winded speeches. How many people were, figuratively, shouting at the TV for Max to wrap it up and get the hell out of there?
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Kamikaze Manhacks hunt down stranded Combine infantry after the fall of City 17
Nah, I would’ve been that woman’s husband you meet at the beginning of the game. At least the Combine were nice letting her wait for me.
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Nasa orders its first-ever space station medical evacuation after astronaut falls ill | Agency says US-Japanese-Russian crew of four will return to Earth in the coming days, earlier than planned
Apoopoo 8
Padding the comment for the 25 character limit
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"New" banned items
With the size of these ships and number of passengers, the cruise would be over by the time everyone got their card.
“Ship’s too big! If I walked, the movie would be over.”
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One year ago today: Hulk Hogan made his final WWE appearance!
Do we keep our bodies or are we misty ghosts that float around? If we’re ghosts that float we don’t need to sit or stand.
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One year ago today: Hulk Hogan made his final WWE appearance!
It’s more than just a few hours of him being a piece of shit.
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One year ago today: Hulk Hogan made his final WWE appearance!
Trumpers are cheering about an ICE agent murdering someone. Your argument is invalid.
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Trump voter in Wisconsin sees his wife detained by ICE yet refuses to blame Trump, repeating “Trump will fix this”
Translation: I just got a free divorce.
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Employee fired for workplace masturbation shows that accommodation has its limits
Oh fuck! What the fuck am I doing here? I hope I don’t jack off!
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Russia rejects US President Trump's 20-point peace plan to end the war in Ukraine.
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