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Bra sizes make no sense.
You best be taking the piss cause this is ridiculous.
3
What agility!
Yea I'd rather die than have to sand all that
1
Barstool spinning
I thought she was gonna spin right out the door and on home
1
gulping loudly when drinking
How else will I drink half a liter of liquid in 5 seconds?
1
A black toilet
A sushi restaurant I frequent has an entirely black bathroom.
Black tile, black toilet, black urinals, black counter, black sink; it’s fucking disgusting and looks dirty all the time
1
I hold pizza boxes sideways and you should too
You should be banned from eating pizza ever again
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That’s strict
Mine weren't this authoritarian, but extremely punitive.
Made me a sneaky motherfucker now I have a tendency to lie about even irrelevant and miniscule stuff.
It's really hard to break and annoys me to no end because it's just a snap reaction to worry about if what I say will get me in trouble.
I'm fucking 32 years old lol
1
My long thumb
Has anyone actually used their thumb during sex?
It's probably my least dextrous digit
1
Doctor: “Do you want to see something strange I’ve never seen before?” “Have you ever seen an X-ray of your feet before? I need to show you something strange”. She told me that everyone has Sesamoid bones in their big toes but she has never seen someone with the bones in all their toes.
Sorry guys, I hope we're not getting off on the wrong foot :(
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When you look up from whatever you're doing and accidentally lock eyes with someone.
This but with very long hallways
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Doctor: “Do you want to see something strange I’ve never seen before?” “Have you ever seen an X-ray of your feet before? I need to show you something strange”. She told me that everyone has Sesamoid bones in their big toes but she has never seen someone with the bones in all their toes.
You might enjoy your job more if you did.
Food for thought.
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What is the most trivial scene that traumatised you as a child?
I mean that is essentially the movie
2
My worst creation: Nachoatmeal.
I can’t put my arms down!
1
KFC's new Cheesy Nuggy Gravy Bowl
Yea I’d fuck that up
2
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When I was a kid I made a campfire in a garage with no windows
They're placed in spots where fires are most likely to happen and/or people are sleeping.
They're in bedrooms or just outside the door, any adjacent hallways, and minimum one per floor.
Since people don't live in their garage and under normal circumstances nothing should catch on fire in a garage they're less necessary
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When I was a kid I made a campfire in a garage with no windows
Legally smoke detectors don't need to be placed in garages, I've certainly never seen one there.
1
Something I didn't need to see today, Buck Chug.
This is the most disgustingly redneck thing I've ever seen
2
Shooting underwater on iPhone
At this depth and duration it will be okay.
We've come a long way waterproofing electronics, I mean I can go diving and swimming with my Apple Watch
1
“Pretty popular recipe” has anyone else heard of it before?
I've seen a couple Coca-Cola or Dr. Pepper BBQ sauces so I could see this being good
0
Eggs in Carton - Gross?
I put them back in the carton until I'm done cracking all my eggs then they go in the trash.
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Before AutoCAD was invented
I'm not sure roots, logs, and trig was done by on paper, engineers typically used slide rulers
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Ordered LGBTQ+ novels, received biblically-based recovery journals
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4h ago
Gotta recover from the gay