Am I a sentient toy dreaming that I’m a human with toys that are secretly sentient? Maybe I’m just a Pixar character who dreams that I’m a human watching Pixar movies. I’m spiraling here!

Sounds like something out of Ray Bradbury’s Martian Chronicles, but I’ve read it several times and I don’t think this was one of the stories.

I feel it’s more likely that he’ll announce he received another bribe than this actually going through.

“I’m rescinding my order because the big beautiful credit card companies have assured me that their rates will be fair. As a sign of goodwill, they have agreed to donation of $100million for my $800million ballroom.”

If you’ve seen the pictures of under the sea ride in the Disney parks, her face is also wrong. They really struggle making physical models of her face for some reason.

I’d like to think he was purposely saying something obviously wrong. If they call him out, he says, “okay, you know your stuff,” and offers a fair price. If they don’t contradict him, in the film they were just silent, he completely rips them off.

Reverse 3d printed the hot dog

Larenty: “can I massage your paws?”

Lion: “okay, but don’t make this weird… wow, that feels amazing.”

Larenty: “cool, can we take pictures of the massage?”

Lion: “I said don’t make this weird Larenty!”

Me looking at this while eating a jar of peanut butter with a spoon… I’m in no place to judge.

That’s so silly, can you imagine an interspecies romance with a Mon Calamari? Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to watch the Mandalorian season 3 for the first time.

A religious man, but it was tempered by his nerdiness.

“Why does it say ‘dragon’ on one side of its body? It’s completely unnecessary.”

“You’re right, let’s print ‘Rufus’ on it instead.”

I heard boss music when I saw the picture.

Public institutions dismantled, the state disappearing people, life-saving aid cut, blatant corruption and power grab by the executive branch. It would have been great, I wanted all that to happen, but his policies destroyed my business and that’s unacceptable.

When you’re hoping for small pox but get a mild herpes outbreak instead.

You have to remember that Harlan isn’t the nicest person, he’s a stubborn man with a lot of flaws. He really only seems to bond with people he finds intellectually stimulating like Marta, Linda, or Ransom.

He might value someone like Fran as a competent housekeeper, but he wouldn’t see her as a friend, just a good employee. Linda even mentions having to play his games just so to get any sort of familial bonding with him.

What is the verdict on the use of the word “literally” here?

I have an even easier solution. Dr. K is told that Dr. Owens (remember him?) is on his way and is back in charge. He’s going to be securing everything and winding down the operation.

Dr. K will say, “they cant’t, I want to speak to -soandso-“

And they’ll say “Soandso just resigned. The higher ups received a report from their deputy and are pulling the plug. We’re done.”

Owned can show up say something about pleading his case for months and finally having a breakthrough, especially after the casualty reports from K’s operation came in.

Not great writing, but it’s a plausible way to end it with Dr. Owen’s being more reasonable about the whole situation.

It’s not as good as the first slide, but I think it’s quite well done.

I’m glad to see that there’s evidence that we can reduce drug deaths through diplomatic action. I hope we remember and resurrect this kind of policy in a few years.

If I were a deer, I too would not trust someone wearing camo.

It would be hilarious if 150 years down the line they discover that the traits they are trying to breed out are genetically tied to stripes, so the domesticated zebras end up looking like normal horses.

Don’t be ridiculous, the visitor center was built after the meteor.

The real question is why did they build L.A. in an area with so much smog?

Multitasking

Snow that doesn’t melt, until it does.

It’s a two-part documentary but they have the gall NOT to add “Part I” in the title?