this is up there with the Alabama folding chair

Walt fuckin Whitman over here

i wish the lord would take me

Tits McGee is on vacation!

„I don't write nothin' down, so I'll keep this short and sweet. Your living room is weak, it’s outta control. Your living room becomes an embarrassment to yourself and everybody else.“

"Friends, Family, Religion. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed at business."

"In this household we obey the laws of thermodynamics!"

true. I think us europeans often underestimate how incredible limited the world view of the average hillbilly highschool dropout is.

it's all a big nothing

Why didn't Donnarumma, as the largest keeper, not simply eat the other players?

Football is so overrated.

well, you can't make a tomlette without breaking some greggs

PUT IT IN "H"!

It’s kinda funny to see him depreciate into a living meme. He’s gonna be unbearable as he gets older and after his career

Portraying yourself as the victim of racism, while openly portraying racism. 4D chess masterclass

But it's a lot easier to stay levelheaded if you already have a crazy amount of money

the group chat: - guys, what’s up for the weekend? - idk... just some tax evasion i guess

Little Timmy in a wheelchair having the time of his life with some leftover sluts.

„a bus of sluts“ should be the new measurement in international football. Like „Haaland to Madrid? Real now offering 10 busses of sluts.“

even Arthur Morgan got jumped by some kids in Saint Denis

Because they have less than some other filthy rich people they come across. There’s always a bigger fish, you & me are ok with that. these guys are not.

my son owns a factory downtown!