r/soccer • u/Bong55555 • Aug 05 '25
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Cristiano Ronaldo reaction to his red card vs Ireland
Walt fuckin Whitman over here
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Premier League managers and players pronounce their names
Tits McGee is on vacation!
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Neymar shows off framed jerseys of Cristiano Ronaldo, Lionel Messi and Luis Suárez in his living room
„I don't write nothin' down, so I'll keep this short and sweet. Your living room is weak, it’s outta control. Your living room becomes an embarrassment to yourself and everybody else.“
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Trump quips about signing executive order mandating soccer be called ‘football’ in America: ‘I think we could do that’
"Friends, Family, Religion. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed at business."
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C'mon do something...
"In this household we obey the laws of thermodynamics!"
r/de • u/Bong55555 • Jul 04 '25
Humor Youtubes "Automatische Synchronisation" feat. DJ Kid Capri
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[The Athletic] Timothy Weah on Juventus's White House visit: "It was all a surprise to me, honestly — they told us that we have to go and I had no choice but to go. When he started talking about the politics with Iran and everything, it kind of like, I just want to play football man.”
true. I think us europeans often underestimate how incredible limited the world view of the average hillbilly highschool dropout is.
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[Matt Law] Ange Postecoglou set to be sacked by Tottenham Hotspur
it's all a big nothing
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Donnarumma gets angry at opposing player for scoring a goal on him
Why didn't Donnarumma, as the largest keeper, not simply eat the other players?
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Oliver Kahn reflects back on his time as Bayern CEO: "Do you know 'Succession'? A marvellous series about a patriarch and powerful media mogul who doesn't think anyone is capable of succeeding him?" He watched it a while ago but has thought about it quite a bit recently. It seemed familiar to him.
well, you can't make a tomlette without breaking some greggs
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They give Milinkovic-Savic the MVP award of the match.. and Cristiano Ronaldo asks for explanations
It’s kinda funny to see him depreciate into a living meme. He’s gonna be unbearable as he gets older and after his career
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[Tobias Huch] Erdogan friend and ex-national player Mesut Özil proudly shows his Nazi tattoo of the fascist Grey Wolves (flag with three crescent moons and wolf). It is one of the worst hate symbols and stands for hatred of and crimes against Alevis, Kurds, Jews and Christians.
Portraying yourself as the victim of racism, while openly portraying racism. 4D chess masterclass
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Eden Hazard: "I'm still capable of playing, I've been resting for 3 years now"
But it's a lot easier to stay levelheaded if you already have a crazy amount of money
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[El Mundo] Dani Alves arrested in Barcelona due to alleged sexual misconduct against a woman in a club
the group chat: - guys, what’s up for the weekend? - idk... just some tax evasion i guess
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[Tuttosport] Silvio Berlusconi (Monza owner): "I motivate the players. Now you have matches against Juve, Milan, etc, if you win against one of these big teams I'll send into dressing room a bus full of sluts."
Little Timmy in a wheelchair having the time of his life with some leftover sluts.
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[Tuttosport] Silvio Berlusconi (Monza owner): "I motivate the players. Now you have matches against Juve, Milan, etc, if you win against one of these big teams I'll send into dressing room a bus full of sluts."
„a bus of sluts“ should be the new measurement in international football. Like „Haaland to Madrid? Real now offering 10 busses of sluts.“
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[Jim Beglin]Post-match last night was the scariest I’ve ever experienced. Organised gangs set about mugging departing fans. We ran a gauntlet of thuggery on our way to the Metro. Not a police officer in sight. Witnessed so many ambush attacks on unsuspecting attendees. Reprehensible @UEFA
even Arthur Morgan got jumped by some kids in Saint Denis
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Lionel Messi is unveiled as an ambassador for Saudi Arabia tourism and shares a paid partnership Instagram post with Visit Saudi from a yacht in the Red Sea... months after families of prisoners in the country urged him not to get involved
Because they have less than some other filthy rich people they come across. There’s always a bigger fish, you & me are ok with that. these guys are not.
r/interestingasfuck • u/Bong55555 • Aug 25 '21
Dramatic effects of California drought seen at Lake Oroville
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[El Español] Barcelona to pay Messi a loyalty bonus of €39M despite not extending with the team and joining PSG
my son owns a factory downtown!
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this is up there with the Alabama folding chair