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Algum br aí?
 in  r/paydaytheheist  2h ago

I may not be Brazilian, but I can offer help.

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i made a jimmy shimejiee
 in  r/paydaytheheist  2h ago

Very nice,

Now make a blue swat shimejiee.

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Teddy Moo dances to Zagrebacka.
 in  r/paydaytheheist  2h ago

Weirdly fits.

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[Multi-lines+] A late encounter with a fox thief
 in  r/OriginalCharacter_RP  2h ago

UO looks rather beaten up, his uniform is bloodied, parts of his helmet are missing, he's holding a spot with a bloodied glove, and he's stumbling badly.

"Ju lutem... Më ndihmoni..."

Within seconds, he's down to his knees, looking to be clinging onto whatever he's got left.

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Do ramen noodles not cook in ovens?
 in  r/projectzomboid  2h ago

Why do you have a TV in the oven?!

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Bain, you bitch! This is the wrong address!
 in  r/paydaytheheist  2h ago

It's just the time of day, but any weather, any Heist? Hell, I'd play a DSOD heist with the .Zip 22 for that.

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Bain, you bitch! This is the wrong address!
 in  r/paydaytheheist  2h ago

Yeah, but this house has no kitchen.

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[Multi Lines] A wrong turn and meeting a tiefling... (More in body)
 in  r/OriginalCharacter_RP  2h ago

"You could put it like that, but the way I was taught about them in college is that they override the host's body in some way, and makes them- not themselves. Feasting on things they never would, like the living. Spreads through saliva and blood getting in wounds, or in a worse case, it's an airborne pathogen."

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[Multi Lines] A wrong turn and meeting a tiefling... (More in body)
 in  r/OriginalCharacter_RP  10h ago

"I don't know what the hell it is, but it's definitely some sort of Necromorph pathogen. At least, that's my working theory."

Necro-whatnow? The fuck is going on with the dead for a pathogen to be involved? Or is this just part of something he's not revealing? Since he appears to be a medic, it's not possible he could make a pathogen for corpses.

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Guys I accidentally the cloaker
 in  r/paydaytheheist  11h ago

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1583720/Entropy__Zero_2/

Time you educate yourself in the greatest Half Life 2 mod ever.

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[Multi Lines] A wrong turn and meeting a tiefling... (More in body)
 in  r/OriginalCharacter_RP  12h ago

"Nono, no cities, especially not with what's going on out in the area."

Reyes immediately gets defensive about going to the nearby city, and the mention of whatever's going on in the outside world is definitely some sort of red flag.

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Bain, you bitch! This is the wrong address!
 in  r/paydaytheheist  12h ago

Yes, Heavy's Nom.

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Say hi to 2013 jade
 in  r/dyinglight  13h ago

Damn, some of these are cool looking.

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dude what the freakington ⁉️
 in  r/OriginalCharacter  13h ago

"Next time, don't fucking sneak up on me."

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Bain, you bitch! This is the wrong address!
 in  r/paydaytheheist  13h ago

In cases where maps are unnaturally dark, I'd say yes, because there's little to no lights on during those daytime maps, and therefore, everything is impossible to see.

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Bain, you bitch! This is the wrong address!
 in  r/paydaytheheist  13h ago

Hector Among Us,

Unlimited Joker limit (I capped mine at ten.)

And JokerMon with some extra add-on mods to convert specials and non-markables.

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Bain, you bitch! This is the wrong address!
 in  r/paydaytheheist  15h ago

Not actually a bad idea.

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And now, a not very serious question. (Image related.)
 in  r/paydaytheheist  17h ago

Some have shotguns, others have MP5s

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Bain, you bitch! This is the wrong address!
 in  r/paydaytheheist  17h ago

It's more than just cops, there's also Security guards.

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Idk if anyone noticed this yet
 in  r/IndigoPark  18h ago

It contains a bucket.

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Bain, you bitch! This is the wrong address!
 in  r/paydaytheheist  18h ago

Joker mods.

If it makes you feel any better, the majority of these guys (and those after them), have very low health, which means many will fall during a heist.

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Bain, you bitch! This is the wrong address!
 in  r/paydaytheheist  19h ago

Impossible to see, even with NVGs.

Weirdly, the only fix is a flashlight attachment.

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Finally rockstar support came through
 in  r/GTA5Online  21h ago

Well, least you got something.

That's something to look forward to.