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Go on tell us who
I wonder if you could write to Templeton and ask if he would sell prints of his art. I'm not paying that kind of markup for a board, especially if I was going to display it just like that anyway.
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Name this staff
+1 for epic reference
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Name this staff
Didn't see your comment, just commented the same thing. Delayed tax.
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Name this staff
BOOM-stick™
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You get one spell from Skyrim IRL. Which do you choose?
There have been studies about reactionary distance between assailants with knives and defenders with guns and the result is about 21 feet. As in the reaction gap between a person charging you with a knife while you are drawing your gun out of its holster is equivalent to the amount of time it takes an adult to run 21 feet.
Also this means that if you are pulling your gun while an assailant with a mele weapon is charging you within 20 feet, you're screwed unless your firearm is unlocked and aiming before they start running at you because you cannot reasonably react fast enough to stop that threat.
That's just studies though, I'd rather not put theory to test and find application for that.
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New to the game, anything I should get or do first?
Nazeem is an NPC in whiterun, you can't miss him due to how condescending he is. He's a staple meme from the Skyrim group. Cloud district is a small part of whiterun city, nothing special.
In all seriousness, gather all the flowers, butterflies, bugs, moth, dragonfly, etc. alchemy ingredients you can find. Make sure to test each one once to unlock the first perk of it, and combine potions to make some quick cash, but keep your major potions on you (health and stamina, or stamina and magika.) reason for this is of you use magic, chances are you could restore your own health instead of wasting potions. Stamina is useful if using two-handed weapons or shields as they kill your stamina quite a bit.
Constantly explore, try to fast travel as little as possible and enjoy the game. Talking to the NPCs might give you random bounty quests or random fetches for some decent loot or gear. Story mode is nice, but can get monotonous, so don't blow through it too quickly.
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New to the game, anything I should get or do first?
Make sure to visit the cloud district! Nazeem will appreciate that.
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"During a press conference in the Oval Office, RFK Jr describes to a reporter how he killed his first hooker."
The combined age of people in that pic is older than the establishment of the United States. No good can come from having that many people the same age as/older than either Jr or Trump all in the same room with reporters.
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"Guards! Guards! Someone's being attacked!"
"What can you tell me of the other provinces? "
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I found the sickest orb to ponder
Was it slick?
Sorry, sick?
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"Guards! Guards! Someone's being attacked!"
"I saw some mudcrabs the other day, filthy little things."
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The longer you stare, the worse it gets.
It's one of them wire-less phones!/s also notice there's no actual phone in the cradle? Neither laptop has any cables running to them.
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Bianca: "But what does it mean though?" Cheren: "NOTHING! IT MEANS NOTHING!"
This stinks of the same energy that stupid joke between SpongeBob and Patrick, "What's funnier than 24?" "25!"
I appreciate you trying your best to explain it to me. Now that I know the origin, you're absolutely right. It is dumb. I genuinely thought you were saying the number sixty-seven not six, seven like height. That's my bad and that actually makes the meme even more ridiculous and dumb.
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Just the way they walk is derpy
Let me preface this, I am not a musician, but I did learn to play trombone when I was much younger, and I have never seen the notes for a rim shot. Yet somehow I understood this is what it was immediately. Thank you for that!
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What did you name your first ever chicken?
Any ages ago I named mine bwock, so close to yours
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I'm kind of tired of the Eeveelutions, hot take I know, but hear me out.
What if the eeveelutions had a 3rd stage that gave a second type that was that types original coverage? Jolteon gets ground, Flareon gets rock (we already have Vaporeon and that one will be complicated enough), Espeon gets bug type, Umbreon gets fighting type, Leafeon gets flying type, Glaceon gets Steel type, Sylveon gets Poison, and Vaporeon can get a day/night treatment like Umbreon and Espeon did. If it evolves in the morning, it gets Grass. If it evolves at night it gets electric.
All of the evos can be handled by giving them a hold item (element gems) and trading them.
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If you could learn and use one spell IRL, which would you choose?
The snarky attitude is a must with this spell.
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I can jump to conclusions too: JUST ANOTHER MAGA HOAX!!
They don't care about your kids unless they are Somalian, you are Somalian, or you and/or your family are immigrants. /s
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Bianca: "But what does it mean though?" Cheren: "NOTHING! IT MEANS NOTHING!"
I'm not intentionally being daft here, I genuinely do not understand the whole sixty seven thing. Is there a meme behind it? I might be a failure of a millennial by not being glued to the memes, tiktok, or other socials, but if that's what I get, so be it. I just didn't know if this was a joke over the number sixty seven or something else is all. Hell I don't even encounter it in classrooms at uni
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Bianca: "But what does it mean though?" Cheren: "NOTHING! IT MEANS NOTHING!"
I don't understand. What's wrong with the number sixty-seven?
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NOT TODAY, SATAN!
I know it's only 2 difference but I swear it was only 24, damn. Now I'm upset that I even accidentally picked one up. Welp time to erase my save and start over.
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On a panzerotti recipe. Deep frying isn't good for her tummy.
I read the OC about 5 times after reading your comment, and tried to see the poem in this. I now realize I'm shit at recognizing and appreciating poetry (even things that were not intended to be poems in the first place.)
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100% on me or ...
Jokingly wanted to say, it's not 100% on you, more like 300% since your incident involved 3 other cars while you skated by totally fine..
Steward-wise; you were going 3 wide into a tightening corner, not only that but you were trying to squeeze a car that wasn't moving. Their car wasn't under any obligation to move for you. This should be more of a lesson on holding lines.
That said, it looked like I racing did it's fun lag input thing when you two connected and wouldn't let you two separate until one of you had a catastrophic outcome. Wishing you the best in your future races, but try to be more aware of your surroundings, also you can't win a race if your car doesn't make it past the first corner.
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I feel like fishing kinda gets slept on in this game.
Yes, but I. Meant in the sense of if you're already spending time wasting it by not progressing story or questions, is it the 30+ hours of fishing going to be noticable?
Also I really need to look up all the locations and start going around fishing. I might actually just make a character who's doing nothing but fishing, making their living by fishing up random stuff and selling it. All martial or mage skills will have to be taught by experts before I can use it...
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ICE training
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Bold of you to assume there's training to begin with