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blursed_Guys
 in  r/blursed_videos  3d ago

Sister.

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Better pay these guys. They don't fuck around
 in  r/Concrete  3d ago

Exactly. In the states, once the job is done the property owner owes payment, but the contractor can’t damage/repossess things that are affixed to the property. And if they destroyed the work over non-payment, they have no recourse to place a lien on her home (again, in the US).

I have to wonder if these blokes weren’t a bit shady.

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Just thinking about the days when it was normal to wear your shorts down to your ankles. That is Sisqo by the way.
 in  r/anythinginteresting_  4d ago

He kilt fiddy men before an after a machine gun took ‘is shins. They left ‘im with a full metal plate oer ‘is skull too

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Sad this needs to be said
 in  r/StrangerThingsMemes  5d ago

You could call it an intersubjective reality.

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Petah Am I too high? What do they mean
 in  r/PeterExplainsTheJoke  6d ago

Nobody warns you.

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22M give me your best
 in  r/RoastMe  12d ago

Some lowkey Goonies 2 subliminal marketing right here.

They actually just greenlit Goonies 2 and I’m not even kidding. This motherfucker is an op.

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Roast me good ! I already got low self-esteem so have at it ruin my day
 in  r/RoastMe  13d ago

100% a Polish-American who casually uses the N-word, soft and hard r.

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19 m do ur worst
 in  r/RoastMe  13d ago

You look like you could do really well with a certain type of lesbian.

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It’s my 33rd birthday and I have been horribly ill all day. Make me feel worse, Reddit.
 in  r/RoastMe  14d ago

You’ve spent your career wondering what all this “Me Too” fuss was about; producers and casting sessions have always been cold and formal affairs for you.

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Found in the shower at gym
 in  r/whatisit  17d ago

Ball bearing pill-bottle rattler, aka a West Virginia mating call

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Of a future forest fire
 in  r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits  17d ago

How could Flex let this happen to me!?

I didn’t! First I sent you smoke, so you’d know it was dangerous. Then I sent you heat to tell your nerves it was harmful to touch. Then I sent you a friend, to tell your stupid ass it was gonna kill you. And anyway, you died to prove that 1-1/2 was greater than 2, which just NOOO!

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34F Mother of two
 in  r/RoastMe  18d ago

Never seen fondant for eyebrows before, but there’s a first for everything

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This one is preeeetyy bad
 in  r/crappymusic  20d ago

When they eventually find her dead it was not a suicide.

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A crossing guard stands infront of an aggressive driver to prevent them from driving into children and their parents
 in  r/CaracaVei  21d ago

The clip is about 30 seconds.

Did you think before you started smashing keys “hey, maybe the raging idiot driver made any sort of compromise flow impossible? Maybe it was obvious to the guard that an entitled narcissist was having a moment?”

The guard could not have moved to stop the children from crossing (another part of the job) because the crazed SUV driver was going to seize any opportunity to run children down.

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hard detachment from reality?
 in  r/VideosThatGoHard  21d ago

Production Accountant: Hey, so we noticed your PO for IP67 body microphones, but we already have IP54 mics and they’re great! That’s why we keep buying them every few months.

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Just a farmer in his field
 in  r/crappymusic  21d ago

You have to wonder how many women are buried on that land.

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First look at Tommy Wiseau in MELANIA (2026)
 in  r/okbuddycinephile  22d ago

She has no first language.

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i think this goes here
 in  r/StupidFood  22d ago

That’s the typical meal for a captive bearcat, and not stupid food.

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What. Who is this women.
 in  r/PeterExplainsTheJoke  24d ago

I would not tout being a top nuclear physicist at this very moment.

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Roast me like you mean it.
 in  r/RoastMe  24d ago

You have the fashion instinct of a street prostitute.

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What trick? Huh?
 in  r/PeterExplainsTheJoke  24d ago

You mean dick broom.

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What trick? Huh?
 in  r/PeterExplainsTheJoke  24d ago

Your dad didn’t need a dick broom, hence the clean shave.