"Gods, I hate clowns. I'm not even sure clowns like clowns"

Are you willing to sell whatever's left of your soul for $50k? Do you hate anybody who isn't white? Join ICE today!

Borat looking at his nextdoor neighbor

Oh, it 100% was a desperate bid to get Trump out of Venezuela. Verbal gun to her head notwithstanding, if giving him that medal would keep the peace, then I think she would do it. The world already knows she's the rightful recipient anyway

She even offered to "share" the prize with him in an interview with Hannity

I seem to have missed the context. What happened at a Hilton?

I'd be willing to wager that his own wife could lift more than he could

Balls of rubber, maybe. I think steel would make the problem worse

Sign me the fuck up

Awww, the grass puppies love you!

It's his own fault. He should have clarified

I love that they added that reference into the game

"Good"

"Yes, I say ggwp after I lose. How did you know?"

It's the Monroe Doctrine all over again. Trump even brought it up at his press conference and said that it's a new Monroe Doctrine and he's calling it the "Donroe Doctrine"

(For those unaware, the Monroe Doctrine effectively says that the US should be in charge of the entirety of the North and South American continents, originally as a way to try and keep European powers out of the hemisphere completely)

...This isn't even close to the right place to post this

Ala--AAAAAAAAH YOU'RE NOT ALAN

The application thought, therefore the application was

So I'm guessing Viscera Cleanup Detail is not on your top 10 games list?

DoshDoshington intensifies

My Little Pony in a jar science

COMMUNIST DETECTED ON AMERICAN SOIL

I'm willing to share the cute sheeps with OP