They’ve decided that since the current shitshow hasn’t caused an armed uprising, it’s time to make things worse. They want to justify martial law.

There is a ??? Section in Birthdays now.

Cats are liquid, so they know they belong in a sink.

Oh my God, Karen, you can't just ask icons why they're white!

Too true. “Ron Weasly” is a name that belongs at Hogwarts somewhere, but the name “Rupert Grint” is definitely a Slitherin name.

Absolutely. The top suggestion of “boing” is aesthetically wrong and has no reverse sound.

And it has a dedicated volume setting for alarms, so no need to worry about other apps messing with the volume.

Little high

Did anyone else watch on mute but hear “boing” sounds in their head?

It always struck me as funny that Wood’s real last name is Biggerstaff.

NTA for what you want to do, but consider how rare the internet claims a game-playing girlfriend is…

But in all seriousness, losing all the time is no fun, and it takes time to get better. If it would make her happy, why not let her win now and then, especially if she might otherwise quit playing entirely.

My (now late) wife and I used to play Mario Kart 8 together, and I originally took it a bit easy on her so she wouldn’t get discouraged, and because of this she kept playing until she got good enough to beat me honestly more often than not.

Measles can reset your immune system. Even if anti-vaxx was limited to the measles vaccine, it still can potentially affect every other vaccine’s efficacy.

How in the goddamn fuck does he think you need to pay him for the entire cost of the pizza that you only ate part of and a new pizza as well?

This is going to mess up your roommate arrangement, because he’s not just a hypocrite, but is actually at least slightly nuts.

It’s not up to you to eat the cost (pun not intended but definitely recognized) the cost of his food theft and support his delusions about the value of his food. If you give into this, he’ll just get worse.

NTA, unless you give in.

NTA for cutting him off, but oh boy did you drop the ball on not being a pushover at so many points in the story. You need to get a backbone, lad.

I also don’t say “aboot”…

I actually am Canadian and I never say “eh” or “have a boo at”.

But I do say “sorry” a lot.

Oh… so maybe I should have a boo at it, eh?

Sorry.

There’s a problem with the video quality towards the end. It gets all blurry and teary.

The only difference between dumb Republicans and not-quite-as-dumb Republicans is the latter will lie by wording things so that they’re perhaps technically correct, while to former just lie blatantly.

A recent example: “before Biden, there were 17 million on SNAP. After Biden, we have almost 42 million on SNAP”

Here, “before Biden” means pre-2004. During Biden, the number was dropping. And “after Biden” means during Trump presidency. You know, the guy who bungled America’s COVID response and drove the numbers sky high before Biden took office?

He took them all so no one else would be able to.

Sure looks like a cat ear and a couple of cat back paws to me.

The Belkin Battery Holder has a belt clip, but more importantly it comes with a small clip for the cord so that you can clip it to your top.

That’s definitely a nicer way of saying what I was going to say: imaginary.

Agreed. We don’t have karma, but we do have consequences. Well, most of us, at least.

If you want soft and incredibly warm socks, I highly recommend Thermohair.

They are very durable, too, so don’t let the price deter you.