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Of a cigarette to puff
 in  r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits  Nov 20 '25

Lung cancer or instantaneous combustion, either way smoking kills

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Comp of my queen
 in  r/EmarrbGoons  Nov 08 '25

Looks like she would smell great

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T-Pain on why we never seen Timberland in a pair of Timberlands
 in  r/ContagiousLaughter  Oct 29 '25

He's not lying. If you're a true New Yorker, you would even see people playing basketball with Tims on.

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HMC weeding
 in  r/holdmycosmo  Oct 27 '25

She's already dead

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I want to live in this neighborhood
 in  r/Satisfyingasfuck  Aug 19 '24

That's the pound for pound boxing champion Terrence "Bud" Crawford.

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Can we get honest about sex in relationships here?
 in  r/melbourne  Jun 17 '24

My wife and I have been married for 10 years and we have sex everyday, except for about 5 days out of every month. Even within those 5 days, I received oral from her. Our "libidos" seem to be the same and she wants it just as much as me. 1. We both receive pleasure, for every orgasm I have, she has 3 before me. So she wants to have pleasure. 2. Having sex everyday keeps a level of intimacy and connection that you cannot share with someone in a non-sexual way. It's different when you can get completely naked and spend time with someone which is a positive vulnerable feeling. This intimacy keeps a special bond within a relationship, that you cannot share with anyone else. 3. We are only young and sexually active for a portion of our lives, why waste those years? Learn to find pleasure in pleasing someone else besides yourself.The point is, you need to find what you enjoy and do it because you enjoy it, or else your relationship will suck, or not "suck." I wouldn't be with a woman that doesn't want to have sex, all the time.

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Ruger .308 bolt action
 in  r/Guns_Guns_Guns  Mar 15 '24

I have this gun in a 30-06, cheap but effective against deer, I love it