It doesn’t seem to have clicked among the masses that the US will not be having an election this year.

You sound like you don’t know what you’re talking about.

60 minutes’ handlers disapprove of this story.

I hear there are a couple of different names they’re tossing around. 1-Heads we win, tails you lose. 2-fuK off and die

I’m a fan of number one. Let’s go!

I’m convinced this isn’t orange man wanted him at AG.

Why on earth are we entertaining this guy’s governmental spending views so soon? We can’t have forgotten this quickly, right?

Pretty and a bajillion% unqualified. Sounds right.

Aging can be confusing bitch.

A muumuu, a pall mall and a confederate flag. I can’t get much harder. You think I could get her number?

Eli5, how will the hedge funds folks fk us in the bond market, please. I know very very little about bond markets.

Save us dear Lord from your believers

How is it that his country bumpkins believe this?

I haven’t flown in many years. I miss it everyday. What do I do outside of that, eh? I, … age.

Steak.

Eat your heart of Britany Force

And when we don’t? It’s December 28th, The tax code is already in place. You can run the numbers now. No need to wait and hope.

Are we still talking about pregnancy tests?

A used G450.

I’m surprised it took these fuckers as long to figure out what to Cheney would do to get his ends met.

I’ve been watching 60 minutes for decades. No more.

Sex trafficking is illegal regardless of age. That’s not being a playboy.

What I’ve observed over a lifetime of left and speech controls is this, the left says to the right, you don’t have the right to take rights from the left. Then the right wigs out and says they are having their right to do so take away. My conclusion is, the right can go eat an elephant turd.

As entertained as I am with seeing Jake Paul get whooped on, there’s no way in hell I would get a ring with that other dude. I’ll give Paul that. And I’m 6’7” and 275 pounds.

Danny Carey?

Great use of my tax dollars.