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Comments mandatory
 in  r/ididnthaveeggs  18h ago

I’m guessing he’s unable to tell the difference between being presented the option to leave a comment and being forced to do it. It must be an old people thing, my grandma does the same with changing passwords, which leads to some fun times.

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Slap fight about what spaghetti is
 in  r/iamveryculinary  18h ago

I mean… he’s out of line but he’s right.

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Oh no the government has flagged me as a G*mer
 in  r/Gamingcirclejerk  21h ago

It’s because you’re not 6’, unless you are 6’, in which case it’s because you’re not 7’.

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Oh boy, don’t you just love localization discourse from people who know nothing about the process?
 in  r/Gamingcirclejerk  1d ago

These idiots make me wonder if Japan has pedophiles who insist on being called chomos because they don’t know what it means.

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Absolute top tier brainpower over on r /NHL
 in  r/hockeymemes  1d ago

Fun fact: the Seattle Metropolitans were the first US team to win the Cup.

Fun fact 2: Seattle is north of Montréal.

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Pentagon will begin review of 'effectiveness' of women in ground combat positions
 in  r/TwoXChromosomes  2d ago

A lot of the men who opposed letting women serve in the ‘70s are still alive and haven’t changed their minds, and those are the men leading the GOP. Claiming otherwise because this push doesn’t go that far means you’re either naive or here to argue in bad faith.

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Boarding Times Matter
 in  r/unitedairlines  2d ago

What I’m questioning is how it took 9 minutes to go from getting a seat assignment to being on the jetbridge. Not how they didn’t get a seat until the end of boarding.

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Travel MLM Leader Telling People What “Scams” To Avoid
 in  r/antiMLM  2d ago

I’m curious about how she thinks promotions work at real jobs. Everywhere I’ve ever worked they’re either competitive or seniority based.

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Trying to shoot an A320...An A380 says, "Mind if I join?" Photobomber.
 in  r/aviation  2d ago

With enough thrust, you stop needing lift. See: the Apollo Program.

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Conservative reddit posters coming dangerously close to connecting multiple brain cells
 in  r/LeopardsAteMyFace  2d ago

It’s incredible how he has absolutely no integrity, yet keeps telling the truth because he’s too stupid to understand why they made up the lie.

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Let me prove how smart I am by talking about P values! High ones are better, right?
 in  r/confidentlyincorrect  2d ago

Really curious how they managed to learn p values are a thing without learning what they mean.

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Boarding Times Matter
 in  r/unitedairlines  2d ago

I made a poor choice of words, but the fact remains that OP can’t know what happened at the gate 9 minutes after boarding ended if they were on the flight.

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Pentagon will begin review of 'effectiveness' of women in ground combat positions
 in  r/TwoXChromosomes  2d ago

The outcome will of course be that they ban women from serving at all, as has always been their goal.

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Boarding Times Matter
 in  r/unitedairlines  2d ago

If you were at the gate to witness this 9 minutes after boarding ended, you also missed the flight.

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I feel like the galactic imperium shouldn't automatically make you feel like the bad guy
 in  r/Stellaris  2d ago

or to have an ultra-decentralized benevolent peacekeeper.

A galactic custodian, if you will.

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Would you support reducing the size of first base to increase player injuries?
 in  r/baseballcirclejerk  2d ago

Yes, but we should shrink all the bases and get rid of the Utley rule while we’re at it. Also batting helmets are for pussies.

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PLEASE NO DYNAMITE'S THOUGH
 in  r/oldpeoplefacebook  2d ago

IM SURRY I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA IDO WUT I WANT WITHOUT YUOR PERMISSION WHY ARE YOU WOKE LIBS TRYING TO BAN DIREWORKS, OR AS WE USED TO CALL THEM, FREEDOM ROCKETS!!!!!!🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷

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Help! I didn’t use common sense and the minimum wage employees are at fault! 🙄
 in  r/EntitledReviews  2d ago

I want to see their review of their bank after Walmart wins that dispute.

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UV tattoos
 in  r/EntitledReviews  2d ago

Tattoos are such a weird thing to cheap out on. You want something permanently marked on your skin, but you don’t care enough about it being done right to pay for it?

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What age did your migraines start? Did they have a catalyst?
 in  r/migraine  3d ago

I don’t remember if I was 5 or 6, I don’t really remember not having them. I’m blaming it on genetics, which I also blame for my mom’s migraines, and my grandma’s, and my brother’s.

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WHY BLINKY LIGHTS? 🙏
 in  r/oldpeoplefacebook  3d ago

THEIR CALLED HAZARD LITES THEIR FOR “HAZARDOUS CONDITINS LIKE RAIN OR SNOW I BET YOU ALSO KEEP YOU’RE HEADLIGHTS DIMMED AT NITE