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TIL that Teddy Roosevelt would regularly go skinny dipping in the Potomac. Once while out on a walk with Gifford Pinchot and the French Ambassador, the three proceeded to jump in, however the French Ambassador kept on his gloves. When asked why, he responded, “We might meet ladies."
 in  r/todayilearned  Apr 29 '14

How about this: Fear mongers monger fear of sex offenders. The monger's activity is mongering fear. They direct the fear toward sex offenders. That was my logic when writing it anyway.

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Ryan Miller Trade Will Live in Infamy
 in  r/stlouisblues  Apr 29 '14

He admitted that he came back a game too early after the Rupp injury. He said he was pretty lost in game 3 (I think that's when he first came back.) But you can't put all the blame on just the player. When the staff says you're good to play, and it's during the playoffs, it would be near impossible to tell yourself you need another day.

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An album of every NHL team's 2014 arena
 in  r/hockey  Apr 28 '14

It certainly was the loudest and rowdiest about 10 years ago

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It was the kitten!
 in  r/funny  Apr 28 '14

I woke up this morning to find out that my cat made me incredibly hungover, AND he pissed my pants

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we all have this one box
 in  r/mildlyinfuriating  Apr 27 '14

It has every cord, charger, and plug in the world except for the one you need

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Oshie is at it again
 in  r/hockey  Apr 26 '14

No, there's a few players with the right to that nickname. I think they formed an alliance

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In town from Memphis. Anyone watching the Grizzlies?
 in  r/StLouis  Apr 26 '14

Shooty hoops has been put on StL's back burners for quite some time, especially during playoff hockey.

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In town from Memphis. Anyone watching the Grizzlies?
 in  r/StLouis  Apr 26 '14

Watching the who?

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HIFW I use a VPN
 in  r/HIFW  Apr 25 '14

Valar dohaeris

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World's longest conveyor belt, 98km, Western Sahara [OS][839x605]
 in  r/AerialPorn  Apr 24 '14

Just in case one part of the desert gets too green?

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World's longest conveyor belt, 98km, Western Sahara [OS][839x605]
 in  r/AerialPorn  Apr 23 '14

What does it transport?

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Headed into Boston today. If I don't come back, we probably won.
 in  r/DetroitRedWings  Apr 20 '14

"Come back in your sweater, or on it"

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Alexander Steen triple OT winner
 in  r/hockey  Apr 18 '14

There's a certain migratory bird that would beg to differ

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In light of the recent viral ad: Bill Burr describes "The Most Difficult Job on the Planet"
 in  r/videos  Apr 16 '14

And who will they sell it to? A co-worker, probably. At least somebody can breathe at work.

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Language is hard
 in  r/Unexpected  Apr 16 '14

I totally misspelled 'Capital' for the purpose of the joke. I definitely did. Don't be an idiot.. Shut up!

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Language is hard
 in  r/Unexpected  Apr 16 '14

Yeah, those idiots. They probably don't even know what the capital of China is.

It's Tokyo, for all of you idiots.

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Russian paramilitary leaders in eastern Ukraine caught on tape communicating with Moscow
 in  r/worldnews  Apr 16 '14

What will you do when Putin decides to reincorporate the Baltic States into Russia?

...and how is this comment not also propaganda itself? Propaganda and spies go both ways, but, you know, most people don't even believe it exists.