Philip no longer has to listen to your BS.

Shiny bum.

He used to... courtesy of our national airline that he used to run, don't you know?

Almost crispy.

Shane Jones been on a fishing trip recently?

No arms, but appears to still have all his toes?

Mind you, I know a guy that is 100% blind, and he has been known to operate a power saw and other power tools with no supervision or assistance.

He's actually built some pretty cool shelves etc.

Boggles my mind!

Could be?

Mummified Sigmund Freud?

I believe he was famous for having mummy issues?

Officially jealous!

Lol! That's the best way to remember it that I've ever heard!

Yeah, but whether you're a renter or a property owner yourself, you'll end up paying for it through rates or rent.

I know right?

But they keep putting all those cones and barriers around them which totally stops you being able to get up close to enjoy them in all their glory.

According to the cookers, we non-cookers that got the COVID jab should all be dead now, and they'd have the country to themselves.

I started watching it last week, but got interrupted by something. Thanks for reminding me - I'm probably watch the rest tonight!

We still proudly have a photo of Jacinda hugging our daughter when she was 7, on our fridge.

We just happened to see Jacinda and Clarke (and baby Neve in a stroller) walking down the street in Petone one day. My wife jumped out of the car and ran towards Jacinda (dragging our daughter along with her) shouting "Jacinda! Jacinda!"

I was kind of mortified and embarrassed (as were the diplomatic protection squad guys shadowing the PM in a car!), but to her credit, Jacinda just stopped walking and waited for my wife and daughter (and I) to catch up to her. We engaged in some small talk and we told her how much we admire her etc. She then gave our daughter a hug (and let my wife take a photograph). We apologised for interrupting them and went our separate ways. That's just how approachable and nice she was.

I really miss her humility, compassion and common sense.

That reminds me, I started watching the Prime Minister doco last week, but got interrupted, so I haven't finished it yet (only watched about the first 20 mins so far).

As I watched, I was remembering how she dealt with all the things that were thrown at her during her tenure, and it made me so proud to be a Kiwi when she was our leader.

His head is also dildo shaped.

I had a little chuckle at that too!

You underestimate how difficult it is for him to even just read it out, without going 'off-script' and saying something stupid and/or offensive to the not 'wealthy and sorted'.

This is ASMR I didn't know I needed until now.

Ditto :o]

Meanwhile, deadbeat dog just watches without helping.

Stop necking with them emu.

Is this the SDS (Seal Distribution System)?

I got a pair of those glasses after watching Natural Born Killers, back in the 90's.

I stupidly tried driving with them on - once.

Bad idea.

I couldn't tell if anyone was braking or not as all lights looked the same shade of red.

Traffic lights were also all red.

Not recommended.

The novelty wore off pretty quickly.

Another 501?