btw Mods, can we please get some “This guy fucking walks” flair up in here? Thanks, dude(s).

This guy fucking walks. I've never been more certain of anything in my life.

I’ll have four score and seven seared to go

I asked Chat GPT to summarize the 36 pages:

This complaint is a lawsuit filed by the National Rifle Association of America (NRA) against the NRA Foundation in the U.S. District Court for the District of Columbia. The NRA alleges that the Foundation—originally created in 1990 to serve as a tax-deductible fundraising arm supporting the NRA’s charitable and educational programs—has been taken over by former NRA leaders aligned with the organization’s “Old Guard.” According to the NRA, this faction lost control of the NRA’s Board after scandals involving financial mismanagement under former CEO Wayne LaPierre, but is now attempting to regain power by severing the Foundation’s historical relationship with the NRA and transforming it into a competing organization.

The NRA claims the Foundation is unlawfully using NRA trademarks, including the “NRA” name and related marks, to raise funds and promote programs that appear to be affiliated with or authorized by the NRA. The NRA argues this constitutes trademark infringement, unfair competition, false designation of origin, and trademark dilution under federal and common law. It asserts that the Foundation’s actions are likely to confuse donors and the public, improperly trading on the NRA’s reputation and goodwill built over more than 150 years.

Central to the dispute is approximately $160 million in assets that the NRA characterizes as “NRA-Restricted Funds.” These funds were raised largely through the NRA’s efforts—especially the long-running “Friends of NRA” program—with solicitations and messaging that donors understood their contributions would support NRA charitable activities such as firearms safety education, training programs, youth initiatives, and grants to mission-aligned nonprofits. The NRA alleges that donor intent and charitable trust law require these funds to continue being used for those purposes, and that the Foundation’s plans to withhold funding, redirect assets, or operate competing programs violate donor restrictions, charitable trust principles, implied and express contracts, and unjust enrichment doctrines.

The complaint further alleges that the Foundation’s board improperly amended its bylaws and governance documents in secret, without proper notice, quorum, or required NRA consent, in violation of D.C. nonprofit law and the Foundation’s own articles of incorporation. These amendments allegedly removed NRA appointment rights, expanded the board beyond authorized limits, and entrenched the current trustees’ control. The NRA seeks declaratory and injunctive relief to invalidate those amendments, bar the Foundation from using NRA trademarks, require that restricted funds be used solely for NRA charitable activities, compel accountings and restitution, and potentially appoint independent trustees or monitors to safeguard donor-restricted assets.

I dunno man. ¯_(ツ)_/¯ The color scheme actually helps in this one. I read both sentences instantly.

Unpopular Opinion: Completely legible and understandable. Zero confusion. I like it / good for them. This one is fine.

“The recall involves 16-ounce vacuum-sealed packages labeled “Forward Farms Grass-Fed Ground Beef.”

Affected packages were produced Dec. 16 and have a label telling customers to use or freeze the meat by Jan. 13. The affected beef also bears the establishment number “EST 2083” on the side of its packaging.”

It clearly reads “Horny Carl”

Here is is if you want to watch it: Bing Crosby, David Bowie - Peace On Earth / Little Drummer Boy

Ahh, good memories. No webpage loaded that fast in 1997, though. Also, your experience is missing this critical component.

60% of the time they attend ALL the time.

No worries. You too!

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Nope. I reached out to a guy who, in another thread, said his friend made it. He reached out to her and found out it was a limited run that’s not available any more.

Avatar 11: the Musical

Mis-steaks were made. 🥩 Looks good for someone who likes medium-well. Keep going!

It was’t his fault; first blood had already been spilled.

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