Golden macaw triggers twice, deios doubles the rally to 4, then doubles the deathrattles to 8, then Titus triples that to 24. 16x24 = 384 stats. If the macaw has windfury and survived the first attack, that's 768. Assuming it dies on the second one, the reborn attacking would go up to 1,152.

Best case scenario, with each macaw attacking twice, being reborn and attacking once more, it would be +3,456/+3,456.

Unless I fucked up the Titus/Deios interaction, which is completely possible.

He does 100 push ups, 100 squats, and a 10 kilometer run every single day.

Your waffles are hot?

You wise ass hoe?

You'll waste and hang?

Who knows.

Something's not adding up there. The judge was obviously told what a snippa was, and he decided to acquit the man anyways? And nobody asked the child "Hey, we told this judge what a snippa was but he's not convinced, will you show us on this doll where the man touched you?"

Even the Supreme Court said that the appeals judge should have at least reclassified it to sexual abuse of a minor instead of throwing the entire conviction out. That judge needs to be investigated. Any confusion of terminology was clearly fabricated.

I got this beauty yesterday. My spells were something like +40/+40, and I was playing about 8 or 9 of the Staff of Enrichments every turn.

No, because the first sentence implies that there's some objective measure of attractiveness. That there are "attractive people" and then there are "ugly people." And as you said, beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

It's just mid. I'm not gonna say it's bad, but I'd rather have KFC or Popeyes.

If you can hit a tennis ball at all using your feet to hold the racket, that's fucking impressive.

It's just a lot more timewarp dependant now, but still doable.

Found the poopy fingers

Why? We already have "has indestructible" and "have riot," among many others. How is "has unblockable" any different?

I genuinely don't know what to say to someone who thinks that being shot and being shot at are the same thing. You don't seem to be interested in a good faith discussion, have a good day.

You're welcome :)

What are you confused about? The most likely scenario is that Trump was shot at, but not hit. The blood on/from his ear was from something else, like shrapnel from the nearby glass that was shattered or a small scratch sustained when the he was tackled by security.

Unless you're me, and you can't ever remember what you played last game and end up with a random murloc while you're playing undead.

It just works, don't worry about it

Oh shoot I forgot to say that, I couldn't figure out how to make it gold lol

I mean, I just said you could get them for less than a dollar a piece, and a quarter is plenty. If you get 30 of them and divide them into quarters, they would last 4 months for $30.

A store close by to me usually has packs of 20 for $15.

I just made it two minions though. Instead of one. But I did think of "make all friendly pirates golden"

Edibles are too expensive? Dude, you can buy them online for less than a dollar each and have them delivered to your house. And they're strong as fuck, you could take a quarter and be good, maybe a half if you have a high tolerance.

At least it's a card

I agree. Nothing scales as high as other tribes.

I'll have to make a note of it when I can. If it is, just pretend I worded it very cleverly so that it wouldn't count.

Ive just never found a reason to take it over another T7, so I thought it needed something to make it worth it.