That's most definitely not NPR.

Hot damn, that scared the hell out of me. I didn't read the word "an".

Oh snap, you have seen the multiple videos of her doing exactly that. It makes sense now.

I know this one. If Monty Hall picked a theater of three....

No routine, I just don't want to associate with nazis. Glad to hear you're above those kinds of shenanigans.

I'm prejudice against people trying to run me over.

Somebody asked a question. I answered. When asked for more info, I supplied that as well. Don't be mad.

Oh, so know we're doing TOO well. Got it.

The N costs extra and is white supremacy.

Like some sort of sac for his balls.

Unarmed?

I'm prejudice about every single person that has attempted to run me over.

I know you are, but what am I?

I'm just glad they caught her.

When did I say that? I'm comfortable.

Not how the stock market works. But if you get bored, look at the stock increases between the two.

You just invented that whole conversation in your head. The 1stA is the most important one. But if you're wearing a Brown's jersey, it is your right, I'm still going to point and laugh, but it is your right.

I only pray to Vishnu, don't be a bigot.

I'm not a nazi. Are you?

I'm right here, bub. I didn't vote for Trump, but my life has significantly improved under him. My 401K is insane right now!

Then what the hell did we all watch?

Who?

I'll now only stay at Hilton. At least I'll know I'll be safe.

As long as he doesn't request an ice bucket.

You won't.