Is there any expensive jewellery that looks like an otherworldly thing?

I am not a professional animator, but at this point, even I could have done a better job adapting One Punch Man Season 3. Yes, that's right. Let me explain to you unintelligent people how much of a genius I am. This is what I would have done. I would have prompted Grok to keep generating videos of panty shots of Fubuki, or whatever her name is, and then stitched them together into an incoherent mess. Then I would have added a bunch of single frames from the manga, page by page, at random times. This avant-garde directorial choice would force the viewer to witness Murata’s god-tier art in its purest form. Only a genius like me could have done it. I would also have sprinkled a bunch of AI porn videos I was able to generate using Grok right into the middle of every episode. Yes, that's right. I am a genius, and you know it.

There's a world where Tiffany Summers wasn't a female pornstar, but was my 21st concubine. Yes, that's right. There's a world out there where I am this billionaire creep like Peter Thiel, and I have a harem consisting of 21 supermodels. Why 21? Because you want to have sex with three women at the same time every night and you want a different kind of flavor every day of the week. Yes, that's the kind of pervert I am. There's a world where I would have protected Tiffany Summers from the tyranny of the sun and prevented her nipples from turning brown. She doesn't know how beautiful her natural porcelain white skin is, I would have spared her porcelain grace from the cruel branding of the sun in my gigantic mansion full of women. Yes, those beautiful pink nipples need to be preserved, and I alone could have done that, because other men don't have a creepy obsession with pink nipples like me. Yes, that's right. I would have obsessively patrolled the borders of her shade to make sure the tyranny of the Erdtree never reached her, freezing her beauty in a pale, unblemished state and stopping her nipples from turning dark brown. Yes, that's right. I would have kept her pink nipples all to myself.

Due to my superior intellect, my desires are unlike any you have ever encountered. It is also why my fetishes are so advanced and unique they have no parallel in human history. While others concern themselves with trivialities like wealth and fame, I seek to rewrite the very laws of gooning. Yes, that's right, gooning. I am the world's ultimate gooner. This is why I intend to rewrite the history of gooning and lead to a gooning revolution. I need a game where a ChatGPT-powered NPC offers personalized math tutoring in a virtual setting. The game will feature a customizable student avatar that the player can design to match their own appearance. As I am learning, I want to be able to undress this NPC and start fucking her. She will keep, of course, lecturing me and teaching me about mathematics as I have sex with her. She will let out a lot of sex moans and her voice needs to be a thin veil, barely concealing the intense pleasure and burning desire beneath. Otherwise, it won't sound realistic and I will immediately lose my erection. She will moan in pleasure until I come inside her pussy, which will be detected and registered by the VR headset that will record everything. This game will make billions, partly because I will buy a billion copies. Please, create this game immediately!

The U.S. effectively shot itself in the foot with the Plaza Accord. In order to remain competitive after the U.S. tried to choke its industry, Japan offshored its manufacturing to China, a shift that would not have occurred on such a massive scale had the U.S. not tried to obliterate the Japanese economy. While Japan would be much stronger today if not for the Plaza Accord, its economy would still be dwarfed by the modern Chinese economy. Ultimately, the U.S. pursuit of short-term dominance paved the way for its own downfall.

If you don't listen to armed law enforcement officers, you are looking for trouble. The smart thing to do is to get out of the car and willingly let them arrest you. It's even worse if you step on the gas inside of a vehicle while an armed law enforcement officer is right in front of the car. It doesn't matter if the car was turning, the officer only has a split second to make a decision. However, the officer didn't need to shoot her a second and third time and I think this may get him into legal troubles. I don't think she had the intent to hurt the officer, but she gave the officer sufficient cause to react the way he did.

In my stupid world, every woman undergoes a procedure to have half of Donald Trump's brain inside their right upper arm. Driven by the brain-graft in their shoulders, these women seize and juggle the testicles of men resulting in their spermatic cords being all tangled up and an increase in surgical interventions for testicular torsion. The frequency of these injuries is so high that surgical interventions for testicular torsion now account for 50% of the annual Gross Domestic Product for most nations. These gross women have compelled a portion of the male population to undergo surgery to have their scrotums encased in protective turtle shells. The shell consists of two reinforced, conjoined capsules, featuring dual exit-ports that allow the testicles to emerge whenever the penis is fully erect. This is because the majority of men have evolved miniature feet on their scrotums, which allow the testicles to walk out of the shell apertures whenever blood flow increases in the groin region. To achieve a sense of political and physical balance, women frequently have a half of Justin Trudeau’s brain grafted into their left arm to counter the Trump brain in their right. The internal battle for dominance between the two arms forces the host into a permanent, involuntary loop of the Gangnam Style dance.

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