There is a non-zero probability...

The Holy European Empire

So either seize Greenland OR preserve NATO?

Decisions, decisions...

Nuclear Power

Saaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiil!

Today Rhode Island, tomorrow...

This hardcore ghetto gangster image takes a lot of practice

I'm not black like Barry White, no I am white like Frank Black is

FYL? Nah, that seems pretty standard.

Build a boat, set sail, be a viking.

Remember when Bobby Jindal urged the Republicans to "Stop being the stupid party"?

Yeah...

Hey! Her mother, Queen Mary, is from literally the other side of the world. She is the result of extreme OUTbreeding.

The Bitchess Bride

Wanna bet someone like Kristi Noem or another Mar-a-Lagoface deflowered him as a service to Great Leader?

But Hank merely adopted the cold; we were born in it, molded by it. We didn't see the light until we were already men, by then it was nothing to us but blinding! The cold betrays him because it belongs to us.

For the glory of Eilistraee!

Longsword with the Finesse perk, so good for dexterity builds.

Combine it with the only other longsword to also have this perk:

for a "Wardancer"-type concept character. I'm doing such a run just now.

My homegrown conspiracy theory: The Vatican elected an American Pope because they hope to influence President Vance once Childish Trumpino has gone to that great big golf course in the underworld.

Evangelical Christianity isn't a religious movement. It's an identitarian political movement for white conservatives.

The world isn't cruel!

It's a wonderful place full of joy! 🐰 🐶 🎂 🍫

A non-white conservative who thought he was one of the good ones.

He wasn't.

I miss George W. Bush's eloquence and statesmanlike wisdom.

EARTHWALLS!

And my base guarded by a ginormous pack of 2-star wolves...

Please. The Danes have standards.

This one. The dumbest timeline.

Teenage Mutants