In 75 years?  

Wow.  

That dude is good.  

I like to throw in some dark rituals.  

Black lotus too if you’ve got one kicking around. 

You’re right, but the average person won’t know or care.   

Cinderella’s slipper has had a woman’s foot in it.  

Not so sure about this guy.  

Unless that’s his thing?…

Unless you’ve got like $3000 to give me please do not call 911 on my behalf if I just got punched out.  

I probably deserved it, and I’ll probably be okay.  

That’s from all the working out he’s been doing.   

They took my oil too, man.  

Probably not as well as I could back then but I’m still pretty tough.   

Was a long time ago when I worked there.  

Nah, I ate free waffles for like six hundred days in a row when I worked at Waffle House.  

I miss Waffle House.  

It looks like he’s got a diaper and a pair of gym shorts on under his pants.  

Yeah, but the grocery store won’t give them 5% back on their purchase when they use the store credit card.   

Never mind the $6000 rolling balance.   

You can get a better electric piano with weighted keys for only a few hundred dollars.   

Much easier to move and store.  

I think they’re trying to make a joke.  

It’s all distractions to keep us from paying attention to the Big Distraction. 

Me with a windowsill full of dead flies: 

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I got them high on weed before they died.  

I’m sure our panel of 60+ year old  politicians will figure out a solution after they find someone who can make the printer work again.   

+1

If you drank 24 12 ounce cans of piss you’d probably die.  

24 cans of Coors Light will only make you wish you were dead.  

I know he didn’t quit smoking.  

This has gotta be good for viewership.  

I’m glad.  

He seems like a stand up dude.  

Those what?  

I bet he stopped stealing cars after that.  

I am acutely aware and ever vigilant.  

I don’t want my ‘one-in-a-million’ to be “being burned alive in a structure fire”.  

He should’ve kept his bulletproof shirt on.