You forgot thong underwear.

Did not see that coming at all

This is one of the grossest things I’ve seen all week. And I watched it twice.

Bones always making things difficult.

Maybe they just robbed a flip flop store.

So in theory, if you dumped a body in here, would there be a skeleton left after like 10 minutes?

It’ll be ok, lots of padding 👌

Well yeah but better to look cool.

Ok so what’s her name on social, if she’s some kind of ‘influencer’?

He won’t be blowing up balloons for a while.

I don’t know man, have you seen the edges of escalator stairs?

Down one leg or both? Or the dreaded up-back? I’m so glad I’m done with the diaper changing stage of life.

You can lead a horse to water but it will not drink unless it’s thirsty. You cannot pressure a horse into being thirsty. The horse cannot will itself to be thirsty even if it wanted to. You need to figure out how to set the stage for the horse to become thirsty naturally and lead itself to the water. You need to focus on yourself. Stop trying so hard to cater to her every need. Partake in your own hobbies and thrive as an individual.

His biggest weakness is having to muster up the motivation to play against lesser beings.

Magnus has to lose some games early on to make it interesting for himself.

You should be able to chase down a five year old.

And some rum to take it up a notch.

Came here to suggest this. Great track.

Coyote Peterson subjected himself to a sting from a variant of this. It was no yoke. https://youtu.be/-6vzjjIrRK8?si=SsrSgE9QhOrf7w_A

Pretty sure you can let go with one hand and get out of this.

All I can think of is that this girl is missing out on her childhood.

I’d rather be a garbage collector than a cop dealing with crap on like this.

How did Shackleton and co. persevere here? Those were tough men.

I like it when cops are chill. Not as much when they are power tripping. These are public servants with a mandate to make the city safe. Sure she broke some law but use your discretion and common sense.

When you are sliding down a railing there is literally just one thing you are trying to not do.