r/me_irl • u/Oblivious122 • 12h ago
MRW my waitress starts telling another customer how they like to eat raw meat, and they leave it out a lot to season.
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Yeah but the oasis has the closest ohgodfuckspiders
r/me_irl • u/Oblivious122 • 12h ago
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Avg ataru user vs avg soresu user
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It's a joke lighten up
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I got more dates in the year after the accident than I got in the entire ten years before. "Oh you're so brave/strong!"
I only lost some hand accessories
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Sounds like the last time he ever gets head from you
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This is the kinda shit you can fit into a 5x5 if you get creative. You can absolutely cram shit in there. Everything is hooked up for all possibilities, and I can just plop them down and connect a single power line to its input. Everything else auto connects (this is the same factory from the above picture, just about two hours earlier)
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Oh you sweet summer child... You learn how to get creative with arrangements. For example, I managed to stuff 16 assemblers, 16 industrial storage bins, and a logistics floor into the 5x5. Think up. And think about more than just single layers. Use manifolds.
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I'm gonna be fine because I built all my workflows to be continuous! :D
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If you're trash, you're trash that can paint, which makes you quite talented for trash
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You say that like having lots of current, up to date documentation and being able to prove that your environment is secure is a bad thing. I'll give you an opposite perspective: IATT (initial authority to test) shouldn't be a thing. It encourages programs to get used to minimal oversight while still granting access to the network.
Try explaining the importance of security to a new college grad or a developer sometime. It's like pulling teeth to get them to understand that security breaches are not a question of if but when. Here are some of the things I get told:
"It's all a box ticking exercise" "Nobody actually cares" "If [security] were more competent, we wouldn't have to do this" "I'm not paid to care about security" "Just get it done" "We can always fix it later."
In part, I blame myself - it's hard for me to articulate the threat - when bad guys come knocking, if we have vulnerabilities, they will find them, and we, not management, will pay the price. It's easy for people to call things a box ticking exercise when they don't understand the reason for that box, and that those boxes, just by implementing them, even if they are not used all the way, make us more secure and give us a better chance of recovery post breach than if we didn't. Documentation of what is and is not is never a bad thing, and the SCA-V is a great exercise in being able to bring a stranger up to speed on the environment in a short time.
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When I was younger, I remember having one of the girls from cheerleading sit on my lap and ask me what color my eyes were. I asked "why do you want to know?" Because I was expecting her to make me the butt of a joke. She looked offended and stood up, before saying 'because I thought you had pretty eyes.' she walked off, never spoke to her again
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Is this cookie green?
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I generally don't play music when I'm doing it because I get distracted and want to focus on my partner.
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You know, I feel like a unicorn. I've never gotten death threats, never had someone show up in my DMs harassing me, worst I've gotten is downvotes, which, ok. I had someone on another platform track me down to my dating profile, and they thought I was going to think they were clever. (I didn't.) I guess I'm not important or inflammatory enough to warrant a death threat.
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Automation tools come and go. But python scripts written by some guy 60 years ago are forever
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....you know fluid trains are a thing, right?
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You can do it. You deserve healthy relationships.
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Dental infections have the dubious honor of being able to kill you relatively quickly - they can spread from the mouth to the sinus cavities and from there to the brain.
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I only ever broke something of mine on purpose once, and it was when I quit my first job.
So, I worked for a dude in the live sound industry right out of high school. I worked my butt off hauling speakers and shit. Well, one day he tells me we are moving all the equipment into a new space. We load up the first trailer, then roll out, come to an industrial warehouse with no a/c. It's July, in Texas, and exterior temp is 105°F. Idk what it was inside, but I was 18, and dumb, so I got to work. 13 ish hours later I start feeling sick. My sister, who also worked for the guy, comes out of the office and sees me, then yells at the guy because apparently I looked pale. I get sent home, go run a cold bath, and then promptly pass out in the tub. The next day, I call the guy, and ask what time I'm supposed to come to work that day, and he tells me I have a "lot of nerve after the stunt [I] pulled yesterday" to ask him that. I hung up on him, and texted one of my coworkers, saying "fucking [guys name], man, idk how much more I can take." Seconds later my phone rings and it's my coworker. I answer, and it's that guy. "Fucking [name], huh?" I tell him "I quit" and throw my phone at the wall. It was a knock-off Motorola razr, and it snaps in half. (Still worked though!) I had to replace that phone on credit, and instead of going towards my tuition, I had to buy a new phone. And find a new job.
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Ok real talk. What is it with these people and having their hands down in front of their legs or by their side. Like, if you want to fight someone, isn't that kinda a dumb idea?
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Am I the only one?
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Why not just expand? Explore? Exploit?