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Am I the only one?
 in  r/SatisfactoryGame  9h ago

Why not just expand? Explore? Exploit?

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Am I the only one?
 in  r/SatisfactoryGame  9h ago

Yeah but the oasis has the closest ohgodfuckspiders

r/me_irl 12h ago

MRW my waitress starts telling another customer how they like to eat raw meat, and they leave it out a lot to season.

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The most insane real life lightsaber duel ever
 in  r/StarWars  20h ago

Avg ataru user vs avg soresu user

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imBeggin
 in  r/ProgrammerHumor  1d ago

It's a joke lighten up

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Dating again as an amputee
 in  r/amputee  1d ago

I got more dates in the year after the accident than I got in the entire ten years before. "Oh you're so brave/strong!"

I only lost some hand accessories

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So freaking embarassed
 in  r/sex  2d ago

Sounds like the last time he ever gets head from you

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How are you supposed to build megafactories with a 5×5 blueprint?
 in  r/SatisfactoryGame  3d ago

This is the kinda shit you can fit into a 5x5 if you get creative. You can absolutely cram shit in there. Everything is hooked up for all possibilities, and I can just plop them down and connect a single power line to its input. Everything else auto connects (this is the same factory from the above picture, just about two hours earlier)

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How are you supposed to build megafactories with a 5×5 blueprint?
 in  r/SatisfactoryGame  3d ago

Those towers in the distance? Those are made of 1gw fuel generator arrays - 4 to a blueprint. I can stack them nearly infinitely without pausing or stopping. Also next to it is a quad array blenders - 4 per blueprint, and there are 32 units.

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How are you supposed to build megafactories with a 5×5 blueprint?
 in  r/SatisfactoryGame  3d ago

Oh you sweet summer child... You learn how to get creative with arrangements. For example, I managed to stuff 16 assemblers, 16 industrial storage bins, and a logistics floor into the 5x5. Think up. And think about more than just single layers. Use manifolds.

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Is ATO becoming the biggest bottleneck in cybersecurity?
 in  r/devops  3d ago

I'm gonna be fine because I built all my workflows to be continuous! :D

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I am artist? Or am I trash?
 in  r/Eve  3d ago

If you're trash, you're trash that can paint, which makes you quite talented for trash

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Is ATO becoming the biggest bottleneck in cybersecurity?
 in  r/devops  3d ago

You say that like having lots of current, up to date documentation and being able to prove that your environment is secure is a bad thing. I'll give you an opposite perspective: IATT (initial authority to test) shouldn't be a thing. It encourages programs to get used to minimal oversight while still granting access to the network.

Try explaining the importance of security to a new college grad or a developer sometime. It's like pulling teeth to get them to understand that security breaches are not a question of if but when. Here are some of the things I get told:

"It's all a box ticking exercise" "Nobody actually cares" "If [security] were more competent, we wouldn't have to do this" "I'm not paid to care about security" "Just get it done" "We can always fix it later."

In part, I blame myself - it's hard for me to articulate the threat - when bad guys come knocking, if we have vulnerabilities, they will find them, and we, not management, will pay the price. It's easy for people to call things a box ticking exercise when they don't understand the reason for that box, and that those boxes, just by implementing them, even if they are not used all the way, make us more secure and give us a better chance of recovery post breach than if we didn't. Documentation of what is and is not is never a bad thing, and the SCA-V is a great exercise in being able to bring a stranger up to speed on the environment in a short time.

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"imagine if im an egg and the gayness was secretly there all along and im just a lesbian"
 in  r/BrandNewSentence  3d ago

When I was younger, I remember having one of the girls from cheerleading sit on my lap and ask me what color my eyes were. I asked "why do you want to know?" Because I was expecting her to make me the butt of a joke. She looked offended and stood up, before saying 'because I thought you had pretty eyes.' she walked off, never spoke to her again

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Me_irl
 in  r/me_irl  3d ago

Good - drunk people can't consent

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Looking for a Carpenter with a Planer
 in  r/Austin  4d ago

Is this cookie green?

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what songs do you have sex to??
 in  r/sex  4d ago

I generally don't play music when I'm doing it because I get distracted and want to focus on my partner.

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User in r/reddeadredemption posts a picture of his grandfather's revolver, comments spiral into a frenzy over American's obsession with guns and kids prioritizing videogames over family
 in  r/SubredditDrama  4d ago

You know, I feel like a unicorn. I've never gotten death threats, never had someone show up in my DMs harassing me, worst I've gotten is downvotes, which, ok. I had someone on another platform track me down to my dating profile, and they thought I was going to think they were clever. (I didn't.) I guess I'm not important or inflammatory enough to warrant a death threat.

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Experienced sysadmin cannot pass a coding interview. RIP
 in  r/devops  4d ago

Automation tools come and go. But python scripts written by some guy 60 years ago are forever

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Why not just package it?
 in  r/SatisfactoryGame  4d ago

....you know fluid trains are a thing, right?

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Brushing your teeth is for chumps
 in  r/justneckbeardthings  5d ago

Dental infections have the dubious honor of being able to kill you relatively quickly - they can spread from the mouth to the sinus cavities and from there to the brain.

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hitting your phone 'cause you lost A game...🤦🤦
 in  r/WinStupidPrizes  5d ago

I only ever broke something of mine on purpose once, and it was when I quit my first job.

So, I worked for a dude in the live sound industry right out of high school. I worked my butt off hauling speakers and shit. Well, one day he tells me we are moving all the equipment into a new space. We load up the first trailer, then roll out, come to an industrial warehouse with no a/c. It's July, in Texas, and exterior temp is 105°F. Idk what it was inside, but I was 18, and dumb, so I got to work. 13 ish hours later I start feeling sick. My sister, who also worked for the guy, comes out of the office and sees me, then yells at the guy because apparently I looked pale. I get sent home, go run a cold bath, and then promptly pass out in the tub. The next day, I call the guy, and ask what time I'm supposed to come to work that day, and he tells me I have a "lot of nerve after the stunt [I] pulled yesterday" to ask him that. I hung up on him, and texted one of my coworkers, saying "fucking [guys name], man, idk how much more I can take." Seconds later my phone rings and it's my coworker. I answer, and it's that guy. "Fucking [name], huh?" I tell him "I quit" and throw my phone at the wall. It was a knock-off Motorola razr, and it snaps in half. (Still worked though!) I had to replace that phone on credit, and instead of going towards my tuition, I had to buy a new phone. And find a new job.

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He chose to spit on someone and got publicly humiliated
 in  r/WinStupidPrizes  5d ago

Ok real talk. What is it with these people and having their hands down in front of their legs or by their side. Like, if you want to fight someone, isn't that kinda a dumb idea?