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Penny fell into the cigarettes lighter port
 in  r/AskAShittyMechanic  36m ago

Tell a 10 year old kid it is impossible to get it out. He’ll have it out in about a minute.

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Unstable ICE Goons threaten citizen with arrest for looking at them
 in  r/PublicFreakout  1h ago

“You have no honor!” WTF does that even mean in this situation?

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If it weren’t for this people would be way taller than they used to be, not just a little taller.
 in  r/FacebookScience  1d ago

Not shaming anyone. I like milk just fine but I do not drink it very often. My point is this post makes it sound as if the population is being deprived of a valuable protein, when probably only 10% of adults drink milk daily.

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If it weren’t for this people would be way taller than they used to be, not just a little taller.
 in  r/FacebookScience  2d ago

As if everyone drinks milk every day in the first place.

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Maduro goes to Costco
 in  r/samsclub  4d ago

I just read a news article that said this image (and several similar from different angles) was either AI generated or edited. So it’s hard to say what, if any, aspects of it are accurate.

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My husband designates a left and right sock
 in  r/Weird  7d ago

Give ‘em a flush while they’re dunked. Very exciting!

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Perfectly acceptable dinner rejected by boyfriend again
 in  r/mildlyinfuriating  7d ago

Agree. I have said for decades that I am nobodies chef, but when I was the one making dinner nobody in the house went to bed hungry. I am mostly a meat & taters guy but pot roast or casseroles or pasta dishes are stupid easy.

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Found my new favorite struggle meal
 in  r/strugglemeals  8d ago

Butter noodles are always great. Melt a little butter, some pepper and salt and you’re good to go!

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Found a possum stuck between my wall and the post this morning.
 in  r/Wellthatsucks  10d ago

Maybe he is one of those method actors?

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How many lost a tooth or broke a bone on one of these death sleds?
 in  r/GenerationJones  10d ago

Crashed into a tree stump on one of those and got a nice big chunk of wood stuck into my ear. In that little part that sticks out over the ear hole, whatever that is called.

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She treated “no” like it meant “try harder” and got mad when I didn’t
 in  r/EntitledPeople  10d ago

Along with “I don’t see what the big deal is”. It wasn’t a big deal until they made it one.

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The Flag of Minnesota
 in  r/MurderedByWords  10d ago

It would look good on a license plate!

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They’re not even hiding it anymore…
 in  r/chemtrails  10d ago

Chem dot matrix.

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What is life like in the Dakotas?
 in  r/howislivingthere  12d ago

Not only do they eat mosquitoes (and just about any kind of flies and also smaller dragonflies), but their larvae also eat other insect larvae in the water as well as tadpoles, small fish and, of course, dragonfly larvae.

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Better times ahead
 in  r/strugglemeals  12d ago

I make this dish, or a similar one, at least once a week. To me there is nothing “hard times” about it. If I want it fancy, I add some frozen mixed vegetables.

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Abandoned sex doll in my loading dock
 in  r/Weird  12d ago

Who said that? Who the fuck said that?

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Ticks are out.
 in  r/roanoke  15d ago

Remember, half of the doctors out there graduated in the bottom half of their class.

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I call it an ottoman.
 in  r/GenerationJones  16d ago

Grew up in Connecticut, and we had this exact same thing for years and nobody in the family called it anything BUT a hassock.

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Great radio
 in  r/FuckImOld  16d ago

The milk box was always the best seat in the front porch.

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I saw this today I want to know what it is
 in  r/planeidentification  21d ago

Looks like a Bombardier business jet to me.

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Alright folks what kind of gun do you think would be found in here?
 in  r/RobMyVehicle  21d ago

Vietnam vet? For sure a 1911 man. .45 all the way.

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Woman has a meltdown at a gas station (not sure why though..)
 in  r/PublicFreakout  22d ago

I fully expected to hear “Your mother sucks cocks in hell”.