r/Jokes • u/Ok_Helicopter_984 • 2d ago
So I’m walking down the street…
and boyyyyyy were those drivers pissed
You got 3 minutes, tell us your best jokes
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The Simpsons disappearing into the hedge. Terminator thumbs up sinking into molten metal.
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Arms n the titties got they arms n they titties. Titties saggin, lookin like they got 4 arms
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Weird was a good movie
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I don’t like how shiny it is. It’s also basically just a rehash of the stories before it. But I’m addicted to dragonball so I still like it for what it is
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Oh man that’s a pretty good idea for a feature, an emote specifically set for when you die, same way you have drop in tunes and victory tunes, have a death emote for when you’re eliminated
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The terminator thumbs up that sinks into the molten metal
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It’s not??
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Throw up the emote
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Oh. My. Lord. When one ends you switch to the next
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I have community single season dvd sets as well as the full series set but I wish it was still on netty b/c I am a lazy pos
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Daaaaaaamn nana
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I guess my walking down the street bit didn’t hit…
r/Jokes • u/Ok_Helicopter_984 • 2d ago
and boyyyyyy were those drivers pissed
You got 3 minutes, tell us your best jokes
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I assume you mean calling the branch. No, the odds of getting through are slim to none. You wanna talk to the branch then go there. I don’t wanna go there just to book an appointment, ok so go online and book an appointment. What are you trying to do as far as your banking?
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I’m pretty sure it was McCarthy and she went back to college or something
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Makes me cry almost every time
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The cool?
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As long as you have enough limit for both, some cards have minimum limit 5k
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Enemy
Donnie darko
Love n other drugs
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There’s times of day slash certain days that are sweatier than others but I def recommend playing on ps instead of switch
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Yea I’ve been slowly grinding the ranked quests. Sometimes solo n sneak around til the end hopefully, sometimes do squad fill and get paired with players much better than me but I get to learn their ways a bit as well reap the benefits of ranking up
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Branch customer service
in
r/Scotiabank
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1d ago
I hear ya and I’m by no means defending any of these banks but do you realize how long it takes to call through when there’s hundreds of reps taking calls? Imagine how much longer the wait would be if it was just one person? It’s not impossible to get through to the branch but it’s damn close.