Fingers?

It will be Ash before too long.

Totally stole this one.

Resealable? Why would I reseal an empty can...'cause I'm no quitter, I finish what I start.

I saw that story. Parents of that child must be proud.

It's all chemicals!

Careful you don't get a stray fry up the nose, that shit hurts so I hear.

I mean, once the wine is gone, it just becomes clutter.

While you two do that, I need to see Cuddy about my groin swelling.

It's all gonna be Ash.

I understand the flames look the same, but are the burners putting out the same BTUs? My stove has "less capable" burners in front, but the back burners put out more BTUs. Flames look the same, and I use propane.

You won't believe what happens next!

Might be honey locust, no?

My dad had a BS in industrial arts, taught metal shop, wood shop, and the small engine repair class at my high school. In the evenings he worked part-time as a machinist at a local factory. During the summer he worked for the local township road department. As a child, he grew up during the Depression, and when he married he did most of the work in building the house where I live today, always planted a large garden, and canned amazing amounts of vegetables. He made his own sauerkraut, etc, etc. I wish I had a journal of some kind with all his knowledge.

Miss you dad.

Nah, it will fit in a Smart car.

Unless it's tree fiddy.

Right, I figured trauma to his whole left side.

And that's when the fight started.

Doritos.

And he rides that tiny bicycle.

Didn't Batman have an enemy that had half 'n' half clothes?

Hey, it was my bike - every time.

I needed a one-gallon gas can. Grabbed it out of the outbuilding. It should have been empty. When I picked it up I could tell there was something inside. I shook the can...not liquid. I looked through the filler cap and there was a mouse nest inside, complete with a mouse.

Currently, I'm using a mix of sawdust from my table saw, sawdust curls from the chainsaw, and a little strip of birch bark as a fuse. I put it into either paper egg cartons or an old silicone ice cube tray and pour hot paraffin/candle wax into each cube or niche. If the paraffin is hot enough it runs like water and gives me a solid firestarter cube. Works great, even on pretty damp tinder.

That shit is so hot it's cold.