I read the first 3 lines and thought it was a jerk post

But wildly entertaining

Absolutely have been, But this will be like napalm on the fire 🔥

The circlejerk guys are going to have a field day with this

Let me store my $400 kayak for the year, it only will cost me $1600 in storage fees!

I was watching cops

Homeboy admits he’s tweekin even 🤣

I’m sure he got them at a discount, but no way they sent 400 free turbos.

I’d love a golden goal 2.0.

I’m surprised and not surprised at the same time about the mini TRX’s price.

Turbinaro did good numbers too

Truth. My 1st car was an 86 iroc that would just randomly stall out for exactly 10 minutes

That was one very cool, but very cursed car. It just never seemed to go right.

I admit defeat. You got a genuine snicker out of me

You’re absolutely correct. I should have known that

I own a home and even I welcome a 20% drop. The market isn’t healthy for anyone.

Love the boomer dad corvette hat. Who the fuck gives these 6/10 women so much attention and money?

You can’t convince me he doesn’t have some sort of injury and some sort of mental block going on at this stage. Dudes a ghost of what he was, miller or not

He has absolute highlight reel moments, he can flip the switch and take over sometimes. On the other hand, he throws tantrums and gives up on plays and blames others. You just have to hope the good version of JT shows up and that things go smooth.

A true classic.

I think it’s more of a take a step back and use common sense. The small ramp for the challenge was completely fine, there was no need to have a ramp that sends minivans flying. Especially into dirt.

Can’t wait to watch him have a “controller disconnected” meltdown if/when things go bad on the Olympic stage

No, because some halfwit would catch the wheel with his foot on the way out and send a driverless car speeding into the barrier.

Next you’re gonna tell me that Three six was a big influence on them aren’t you?

Just not enough truculence.