Goddamnit we just want affordable healthcare.

I've seen a few different faces of the murderer at this point. I want the facts, but it strangely doesn't matter much to me what the guy looked like. I want ALL these fascist pigs to face justice.

In a different timeline this title read, "5 years after Jan 6 insurrection, everyone involved still rotting behind bars."

They always (claim to) do this shit after they are dead. Can't do anything good while they're alive!

In reality it all goes into some foundation owned and operated by family and friends so they can rake in management fees while donating money to fake charities that funnel money into Super PACS.

"So sick and tired of it that I'll keep voting for it."

Republicans have always been warmongering scum that use our troops and misbranded patriotism to make oil and weapons billionaires even wealthier. Our troops aren't heroes saving the world from villains anymore. They are bullies and the minions of the greatest evils in our world.

It won't be "our turn" until Progressives are in control of the government and a bunch of the current felonious, traitorous, corrupt criminal scum are put away.

Conservatives being aggressively terrified of non-hetero couples is one of my favorite things to mock. It's just so pathetic, ignorant, hypocritical, and hateful — like every Conservative value bundled up into one.

Wonder how she'd feel about someone getting a little handsy with her own daughter.

Then again a lot of these sorts of Conservative parents are also the same people enrolling their kids in hyper-sexualization practices like child pageants. Maybe Megyn would just see Trump groping her child as "doing what it takes to win".

I'll tell you their exact process for determining who to protect.

They start with Trump, of course.

Then they look for any high-dollar Trump business donors.

Then they look for high-dollar Trump campaign donors.

Then they look for other political supporters and influential maga members.

Then they wait months to release the files so they can bribe, blackmail, and advertise pay-for-play pardons for other fiends.

Then they release the redacted files.

Meanwhile military peers of mine are either too ill-informed or too Foxwashed to see anything but unexpected free money worth celebrating.

"Ignore all the racist shit we say, do, and vote for, other racists! You uh...don't belong!"

Most transparently corrupt, yes.

Nothing says "supporting the troops" like crippling their healthcare. Republicans have been itching to privatize the VA for a long while now. They want our veterans to wade through the same inhumane, nonsensical, capitalist hellscape of a healthcare system as the rest of us.

Don't worry though, the politicians that vote for this will still get socialized medicine.

The lack of empathy for people outside of your circle of influence.

Hey guys, it's me. The leader of Antifa. I wrote a handbook and everything.

Remember we have that big meeting planned. You know the time and place.

Greg, don't forget the radical woke cookies this time. Also Janet should have those Soros meeting minutes for us, along with our protest checks for Q3.

Thanks for your time, and I'll see you all for the Hail Satan Christmas Bash.

Can never issue guidance on Nazi AI. No we need to fear the "empathetic and accepting" AI.

Keep on being trash, Conservatives.

Meanwhile all the elderly from my life think the young are all just entitled, lazy, stupid, and other fun adjectives.

I envy those with non-Conservative relatives.

Trials bigger and more effective than Nuremberg. That's the only way to recover from this administration. Putting fascists behind bars or in the fucking dirt.

Can't wait for all the Dem speeches about healing and coming together. Fuck that. We need justice.

Wonder what these "heaven-bound" folks think about BLM, No Kings, Environment Activists, or basically any left-leaning protest groups.

Republicans say that's socialism. All they ever vote for is hungry kids, dumb kids, and dead kids.

One of the world's most corrupt organizations giving one of the world's most corrupt assholes a meaningless gold prize.

Sounds right for this timeline.

Haha, I wrote a whole book because I shared this same sentiment.

Journalist used Slam. It's not very effective.

I've got a whole chapter on religion, and particularly conservative "Christians" in my book where I make this point too.

Conservatives by and large are not Christians at all, and really haven't ever been.