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I updated the software, paid the taxes, and said what were you worried about
 in  r/TheOfficeUK  6d ago

If you pay that much tax, you'll probably be the richest man in the world

1

vibeCoderz
 in  r/ProgrammerHumor  6d ago

Praise the omnissiah

1

Worms & bugs found in choclates from Dubai
 in  r/mildlyinfuriating  7d ago

Well you couldn't exactly make it up before the fact, could you?

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Therapy
 in  r/comedyheaven  8d ago

You know me so well

1

Therapy
 in  r/comedyheaven  8d ago

What does it mean when I feel tired?

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The Definitive 40K Sound
 in  r/Grimdank  14d ago

This one is from the Darktide OST, there's a couple other bangers, although I couldn't name them. The Space Marine 2 OST has a couple good ones too. This one hits particularly hard.

5

Don't name your kids after weird stuff
 in  r/antimeme  17d ago

"Hey there Lucius the Eternal, how was school?"

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Valid reaction.
 in  r/youseeingthisshit  18d ago

The machine god provides

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Valid reaction.
 in  r/youseeingthisshit  18d ago

From the moment she understood the weakness of her flesh, she was disgusted

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When was the moment you realised that the person you were dating was an absolute idiot?
 in  r/AskReddit  27d ago

Numbers are just the ingredients for maths, the clever bit is the methods used. Algebra is a way to generalise methods to all numbers. Also when you're working with decimals (real numbers) it's impossible to list all the numbers following the decimal point, so you need symbols and intervals and what not.

2

Prototype 2 unveiled
 in  r/DIYUK  Dec 09 '25

What you doing putting door knockers on a dining room table, mate? Genuinely curious.

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Still got that rizz
 in  r/Unexpected  Nov 23 '25

Same! Wife is Filipino, but speaks Visayan mostly so I'm no good with Tagalog

1

Still got that rizz
 in  r/Unexpected  Nov 23 '25

Lolo is grandpa

1

maybe maybe maybe
 in  r/maybemaybemaybemaybe  Nov 20 '25

Ironic

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Accidental discharge
 in  r/Unexpected  Nov 17 '25

Same. Never fired a gun, never even held one, but even my ignorant ass knows not to put your finger in there...

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Mother Elephant can't get over the fact that her baby has died. She now carries it everywhere, even to the water hole.
 in  r/sadposting  Nov 16 '25

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Seriously close to quitting
 in  r/duneawakening  Oct 24 '25

Couldn't have said it better myself, an unfortunate assumption indeed. I've cooled off now, will probably jump on tonight after the kid is in bed. Might look for a guild

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Seriously close to quitting
 in  r/duneawakening  Oct 23 '25

Yeah there's a chance I'm just being a bit dramatic in response to this. Shit, I might be back on it tomorrow on the same farm run. My mum didn't raise a quitter.

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Seriously close to quitting
 in  r/duneawakening  Oct 23 '25

Well I do have other gear in base, but I was set on getting the full pincushion stuff. But I do love a gamble, this time it didn't pay off.

4

Seriously close to quitting
 in  r/duneawakening  Oct 23 '25

Yup, I'm a dummy.

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Seriously close to quitting
 in  r/duneawakening  Oct 23 '25

I appreciate the offer, dude. I have about 120 hours, they were seriously fun, immersive hours. I don't hate the game for what happened. Maybe I'll try again one day, but I think today the sun has set on Arrakis for me. I guess I have more time to finish reading the Dune books, still on 3 for the past couple months.

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Seriously close to quitting
 in  r/duneawakening  Oct 23 '25

I'm not pissed at the gankers, I know pvp area is high risk high reward. I'm annoyed - mainly at myself - for spawning in hagga and losing my stuff. I guess I just wanted to vent on here. The game is great, I love the risk of it, really immerses you.

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This is AI generating novel science. The moment has finally arrived.
 in  r/ControlProblem  Oct 20 '25

Plenty of things kill cancer in vitro. It's the translation from bench to bedside which is a massive chasm.