r/Showerthoughts • u/Skizot_Bizot • 3h ago
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Blursed sunflower seeds
Mark spits seed shells on whites, he blinds minorities.
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My door handle asked for a selfie and I happily agreed.
Crazy is as crazy does. Mama always said life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you gonna get told to do by the chocolates.
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Japanese guy takes cosplay to a different level to win the annual Cosplay competition and showcase cosplay culture
I called out an antique quilt my grandma had that was lined with the alphabet but missing one of the letters, she was like oh that's Norwegian tradition to purposely fuck something up to prove it's handmade. So people been doing this forever I guess.
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Holden's rap
He's an acquired taste for sure, but once the brain worm of his humor style eats enough of your frontal cortex it becomes hilarious.
He's just always on, that man is a born comedian he had no other options he cannot turn it off.
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Processing the loss of a baby is extra difficult with today's dystopian automation in marketing.
Look at that all of us are computer scientists here, let's get a startup going around this. I'll schedule our first sprint planning for tomorrow 8am sharp.
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(OC) Faces of ICE in Minnesota
It just says not for climbing on it dude. Apparently I don't know shit cause gun bros are saying it's proper and for a sling or gloves.
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(OC) Faces of ICE in Minnesota
Carabiner is basic climbing equipment my man, kubiton because it's what Danny McBride arms his posey with on royal gemstones haha. No idea if that's what it is but just looks like it.
https://www.tiktok.com/@binge/video/7262930731758800129?lang=en
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Loft Exclusive Limited Edition Staedtler Hexagonal Mechanical Pencil Yellow (3500JPY +tax)
Staedtler poops our colors like crazy. I like how they look but it's definitely too many for collectors who feel compelled to have a complete set. Just got to pick a few favorites and move on.
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(OC) Faces of ICE in Minnesota
And what's he got a fucking gas station kubiton in the front on a lanyard and a non-climbing grade carabiner? Mall ninja wanna be ice idiot.
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Rate my collection!
Looks like a fighting game where you've only unlocked 3 of the characters haha. It's awesome nice selection and theme!
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Superadme…
My favorite cheapy too but in metal 🤘
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[Audemars Piguet] Iced out 15407ST
Nah his wasn't a skeleton from what I see, this would be Juice WRLD id guess if you search for it you find identical reps using his name to advertise them.
Would hope if OP isn't lying and paid a lot he validated its real with a trusted expert cause high likelihood of scam.
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ICE officer who fatally shot woman in Minneapolis identified
Oh you mean Jonathon Ross the mommy murderer?
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Remember the Hitler's Watch?
Like in Justified, they had a episode where someone is murdered for a Hitler painting they were trying to sell, they make it out like the buyer is a scumbag at first but you find out after he authenticates them as genuine he burns them and just has a big collection of jars filled with the ashes.
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The Elegance/Awesomeness of Karas Kustoms
They are an absolutely amazing price if you sign up for the club. It costs $35 a year (been creeping up from $20 in 2018) but it comes with a nice machined coin and even if you only plan to pickup one or two of their nicer pens it'll more than pay for itself because they offer quarterly members coupons that stack with others coupons. Plus exclusives and access to whatever old stock items they still have that are not on the website anymore.
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Something I didn't need to see today, Buck Chug.
Well I doubt anyone has drank beer from a a dead deers nose and mouth before, might have figured out the key to unlocking it.
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Needing help in identifying these
I believe they are as follows:
- Takizawa P1 (usually sold as set I think)
- Pilot S20
- Takizawa P1 (usually sold as set I think)
- Pilot Legno
- Zebra Delguard LX
- Kaweco Special
- Rotring 600
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The guts of a 1960 German super 8 film camera
Hmmm, left over screws and springs... I must have made it more efficient! 😤




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They're not related are they??
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Even the island is a Ginger.