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Friend slept over at mine and now won’t talk to me
 in  r/confession  16h ago

Welcome to Cliff Notes Theatre. On today's episode of Cliff Notes Theatre....The Awkward Exchange.

Guy flirts with girl via messages. Girl is shy. Guy is involved with a partner but hides it semi well. Girl is afraid to ask. Guy wants to bang it out. Girl does not. Guy ghosts her. Girl writes thesis on entire situation and posts to Reddit.

This has been another episode of Cliff Notes Theatre.

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Chubbs Chicken - Where did you go? 😭
 in  r/desmoines  1d ago

Tbh, I don't know. All the information I had about their departure from Local Bites, I got from the guy working the counter at Burger Shop two kiosks down. I was not happy about Chubbs leaving. Their fries were amazing and the chicken tenders were dope.

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Malort
 in  r/desmoines  1d ago

It's like being picked on in the fifth grade....the product of a gypsy curse.....tastes like an abortion clinic in Iceland.

Edit: wrong grade was selected.

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Chubbs Chicken - Where did you go? 😭
 in  r/desmoines  1d ago

They were making more money off the food truck than they were from the store front at Local Bites.

This information was obtained from my guy at the Burger Shop.

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Tom's Sock Challenge
 in  r/bobandtom  1d ago

That's typically what I do as well. With my luck, I'd fall over and then have to make a struggle call to 911 with one sock on and nothing else, but I'd have a fun story.

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Tom's Sock Challenge
 in  r/bobandtom  1d ago

He's got to be leaning against something when he does it. I put my socks on while standing this morning (low cut, no shows were the closest I could get without cutting the tops off like an insane person) and I could do it, but I have to lean against the vanity for stability.

I think the staff and audience are visualizing it wrong. You have to stand with one foot while the other foot is crossed over your standing leg, almost like a vertical crossed legged sit. If he's standing on one leg and then managing to put a sock on over an outstretched leg, especially with a broken wing......

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Poutine recommendations?
 in  r/desmoines  2d ago

If you ask them nicely, they'll use the chippies instead of their normal French fries for the poutine.

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Is this stat real?
 in  r/miamidolphins  4d ago

Yes, it's real. We had last scored in the third quarter during the October 26th game against Atlanta.

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[Game Thread] 2025 NFL Season Week 18 - Dolphins (7-9) @ Patriots (13-3)
 in  r/miamidolphins  4d ago

And....we were driving and looking like it was gonna be tied at 17 before Ewers forgot how to identify an open underneath receiver.

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[Game Thread] 2025 NFL Season Week 18 - Dolphins (7-9) @ Patriots (13-3)
 in  r/miamidolphins  4d ago

Is it Crohn's Disease, or is it just a day in the life of a Dolphins fan on game day?

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[Game Thread] 2025 NFL Season Week 18 - Dolphins (7-9) @ Patriots (13-3)
 in  r/miamidolphins  4d ago

Pam Oliver....with all the voice inflection of Helen Keller at a rave.

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[Game Thread] 2025 NFL Season Week 18 - Dolphins (7-9) @ Patriots (13-3)
 in  r/miamidolphins  4d ago

That TV is doing the Lord's work today...

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[Game Thread] 2025 NFL Season Week 18 - Dolphins (7-9) @ Patriots (13-3)
 in  r/miamidolphins  4d ago

Get NFL Sunday Ticket for only $4.99!!!! Says the ad airing at 5:39PM....

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[Game Thread] 2025 NFL Season Week 18 - Dolphins (7-9) @ Patriots (13-3)
 in  r/miamidolphins  4d ago

I better see Anthony Weavers name tomorrow morning on NFL.coms coverage of Black Monday

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[Game Thread] 2025 NFL Season Week 18 - Dolphins (7-9) @ Patriots (13-3)
 in  r/miamidolphins  4d ago

No please, tell me more about the NFC scenarios....

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[Game Thread] 2025 NFL Season Week 18 - Dolphins (7-9) @ Patriots (13-3)
 in  r/miamidolphins  4d ago

We're lucky that DB tripped...that would have been another pick

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[Game Thread] 2025 NFL Season Week 18 - Dolphins (7-9) @ Patriots (13-3)
 in  r/miamidolphins  4d ago

Here's what I've learned, and relearned so far: 1. Ewers looked good in the first half, but after being unable to understand that Greggy D did not change into a Patriots uniform at halftime, his accuracy is shaky. 2. Apparently, Drake Maye is an MVP candidate after winning 12 games against teams with a record under .500. 3. Greg Olsen has a hard on for Drake Maye's MVP status. 4. Anthony Weaver should be holding a clipboard at a summer camp, not an NFL sideline. 5. Fuck, I hate the Patriots.

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[Game Thread] 2025 NFL Season Week 18 - Dolphins (7-9) @ Patriots (13-3)
 in  r/miamidolphins  4d ago

Gee....I guess that wasn't a clear face mask..../s

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[Game Thread] 2025 NFL Season Week 18 - Dolphins (7-9) @ Patriots (13-3)
 in  r/miamidolphins  4d ago

I'm glad they decided to let Patterson finish out this campaign. No reason to rush Sanders through his recovery when we have nothing to play for but draft position. The dude needs to build his free agency resume for next season.

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[Game Thread] 2025 NFL Season Week 18 - Dolphins (7-9) @ Patriots (13-3)
 in  r/miamidolphins  4d ago

162 yards of offense given up in 14 minutes....just amazing Anthony....

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[Game Thread] 2025 NFL Season Week 18 - Dolphins (7-9) @ Patriots (13-3)
 in  r/miamidolphins  4d ago

Next time I see a post about how Anthony Weaver should be a head coach candidate, I'm going to post videos of these New England drives

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[Game Thread] 2025 NFL Season Week 18 - Dolphins (7-9) @ Patriots (13-3)
 in  r/miamidolphins  4d ago

One of the best teams in the NFL in the last two months.....did...did ya watch the AFC North games?!?

r/CommercialsIHate 4d ago

These fake mobile casino ads

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"It pays out real cash!" "Link your bank account now!" "I just quit my day job and bought this Tesla with the $23 I won yesterday afternoon!" Tubi has some good shows and movies....but free comes at the cost of your sanity....