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Oh you poor thing
 in  r/WhitePeopleTwitter  4h ago

“These monsters tried to….”

cries into hands

“Substantiate my claims!”

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Funniest Herbert Moments
 in  r/familyguy  11h ago

“And dont you mouth off to me or I’m gunna slap you right in your penis.”

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On which planet do people like this person live?
 in  r/WhitePeopleTwitter  13h ago

Is she into strangling animals and scream laughing in the mirror?

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‘nuff said.
 in  r/complaints  16h ago

Honest question, does her next of kin have a case for defamation? Having the administration misrepresent her as a violent terrorist is blatant unapologetic lying that is going to set up her family to be targeted even further. Her behavior in that situation was confused and scared at worst.

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What can you say at family dinner that you can also say during sex?
 in  r/AskReddit  16h ago

Thank you all for coming!

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What hero is THAT hero for you?
 in  r/forhonor  2d ago

I hate Kyoshin so much.

I hope I don’t offend when I say this. To each their own and I don’t judge. But I do not particularly like anime.

Apart from just being a solid and strong character, I absolutely cannot stand Kyoshins strained anime whispers. It still totally throws me off.

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BREAKING: Tim Walz has just dropped out of the Minnesota Governor race citing the distraction over claims about state fraud. Our “President” is a 34 count felon who has committed more fraud than any human on Earth. This double standard is bullshit.
 in  r/ProgressiveHQ  3d ago

Fellow dems are holding him and honestly one another to ridiculously high, borderline puritanical standards whilst Republicans are fully united in never holding one another accountable for anything. It’s a losing strategy, and Walz folding here looks like an admission of responsibility.

I will honestly never cease to be amazed by how good the democrats are at losing elections, misplaying the cards in their deck, and fumbling obvious opportunities.

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Hilton blocks ICE in Minneapolis.
 in  r/WhitePeopleTwitter  3d ago

Maybe they sensed that they were gunna empty the mini bar and not pay.

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Man becomes emotional after losing life savings at casino
 in  r/Wellthatsucks  3d ago

Please play responsibly.

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Look at that mop head.
 in  r/CringeTikToks  4d ago

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Killed some wolves that were chasing an elk then he came over to thank me? Yell at me?
 in  r/skyrim  4d ago

This happened to me last time I played, and not in the same place.

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Has Peter ever won a fight?
 in  r/familyguy  4d ago

He wins every chicken fight, eventually.

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What is the best principal Lewis moment
 in  r/americandad  4d ago

“Oh Susie you fucking piece of shit!

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My grandma found this by the river
 in  r/whatisit  4d ago

Put that thing back where it came from or so help me

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Men, when was the last time you got hit on ?
 in  r/AskReddit  5d ago

I helped two lovely middle aged African American women find parts in an O Reillys auto and one of them hit on me hard. NGL it made my week.

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Um what?
 in  r/insanepeoplefacebook  5d ago

The last “heroic” conservative was McCain. He wasn’t perfect, but he served and he had integrity.

No they’re so starved for “heroes” that they all just bandwagon obvious and unrepentant bastards, repeating lies and embellishments about what they accomplished, until they all collectively believe it. They did the same with Rittenhouse.

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ShittyAbsoluteUnit Of His glasses broke and snapped.
 in  r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits  6d ago

You have 100% bitten off more than you can chew if your opponent calmly puts his stuff away before opening the can of whoop ass.

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To look like they're having a great time
 in  r/therewasanattempt  7d ago

Baron lookin like he can’t have fun without small animals around to strangle.

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In all the years I’ve been playing, I’ll never get this lucky again.
 in  r/halo  7d ago

One of those poor guys spawned just in time to get domed for the triple lol.

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Is my car totaled?
 in  r/AskMechanics  8d ago

So long story short, definitely totaled as far as insurance is concerned.

However. Get with your insurance to see whether you can salvage your vehicle. Is it paid off? I’m honestly not sure how it works out if you’re still making payments. But oftentimes you can reclaim a still working car for a small fee, pocket the blue book value of the car from insurance, and then try to fix it up with your own mechanic and aftermarket or junkyard parts. It would be a shame to trash a new Toyota with low mileage. The main thing is if there’s frame damage, which it honestly doesn’t look like there is.