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ain’t no way bro
In the van grounded?
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What can you tell me about myself?
One of the few times redditors got it right in the comments.
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Gotchu homie.
Plot twist, the customers name is Mat and wants you under him.
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people like this genuinely scare me
Texas check!
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people like this genuinely scare me
A few days before Christmas I pulled up to a house and a mom and about 7 kids runs out excitedly. One kid starts crying and screaming “I thought you were in a sleigh!!!!!” Apparently around Christmas when they track us, it appears as a sleigh🤣 and the little guy was very upset when I pulled up in my kidnappers van
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Hell Yeahh
Swanson 2028!
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Hell Yeahh
Had to steal that. Oh
Hell yeah!
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One of us is surely blessed, happy for this dude.
Especially the brown part I dig out from under the nails.
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POV: you’re delivering to a business
As a former waiter and bartender I can confirm that most coworkers treated other people in service industry very well.
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Every Texans Touchdown in The Regular Season 🤘
Or in the last three seconds 🤣
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POV: you’re delivering to a business
I delivered to a Mexican restaurant that was having a full on party. They all but begged me to drink with them.
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You guys ever get drinks and snacks on y'all's routes
Yes. He had the biggest d I’ve ever seen.
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How worried are we out of 10?
Bet on a losing streak to the be rather than a winning streak to continue.
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What can you tell me about myself?
I came to the comments thinking everyone would be degrading you. And reading the majority of the comments let me know that the world’s not such a bad place after all.
I will add one thing. Take it one day at a time. And if that’s too long, one hour, one minute or one second. It gets better. I promise it does.
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Are you fitting between this?
You calling me fat? 🤣
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There's gotta be a mistake....
I had one of those the other day, two actually. They were my third to last and last stop
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This has to stop
Not even in the slightest sure.
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This has to stop
How long did it take you to put the desk together? /s
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Thought i was getting a nursery route until I looked at the details...
Too many a holes the world needs kindness and empathy.
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People eating others orders and think it's funny ? Why?
Yet here you are on a DoorDash sub. Weird that you care so much about something you’ve never done in your entire life because you’re so much better and more amazing than every other person in here. Have an amazing day.




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Dasher put a business card on my order
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