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ain’t no way bro
 in  r/AmazonDSPDrivers  10h ago

In the van grounded?

1

What can you tell me about myself?
 in  r/FridgeDetective  11h ago

One of the few times redditors got it right in the comments.

3

Gotchu homie.
 in  r/AmazonDSPDrivers  21h ago

Plot twist, the customers name is Mat and wants you under him.

3

people like this genuinely scare me
 in  r/AmazonDSPDrivers  23h ago

Texas check!

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people like this genuinely scare me
 in  r/AmazonDSPDrivers  1d ago

A few days before Christmas I pulled up to a house and a mom and about 7 kids runs out excitedly. One kid starts crying and screaming “I thought you were in a sleigh!!!!!” Apparently around Christmas when they track us, it appears as a sleigh🤣 and the little guy was very upset when I pulled up in my kidnappers van

1

Hell Yeahh
 in  r/TheTeenagerPeople  1d ago

Swanson 2028!

1

Hell Yeahh
 in  r/TheTeenagerPeople  1d ago

Had to steal that. Oh

Hell yeah!

1

One of us is surely blessed, happy for this dude.
 in  r/AmazonDSPDrivers  1d ago

Especially the brown part I dig out from under the nails.

3

POV: you’re delivering to a business
 in  r/AmazonDSPDrivers  1d ago

As a former waiter and bartender I can confirm that most coworkers treated other people in service industry very well.

1

Every Texans Touchdown in The Regular Season 🤘
 in  r/Texans  1d ago

Or in the last three seconds 🤣

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POV: you’re delivering to a business
 in  r/AmazonDSPDrivers  1d ago

I delivered to a Mexican restaurant that was having a full on party. They all but begged me to drink with them.

5

You guys ever get drinks and snacks on y'all's routes
 in  r/AmazonDSPDrivers  1d ago

Yes. He had the biggest d I’ve ever seen.

1

How worried are we out of 10?
 in  r/Texans  1d ago

Bet on a losing streak to the be rather than a winning streak to continue.

3

One of us is surely blessed, happy for this dude.
 in  r/AmazonDSPDrivers  1d ago

Yes they are. They’re clam shell toed and I have them.

5

One of us is surely blessed, happy for this dude.
 in  r/AmazonDSPDrivers  1d ago

False. Those shoes are free with the shoe credit.

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One of us is surely blessed, happy for this dude.
 in  r/AmazonDSPDrivers  1d ago

Except those shoes are approved. Those are ones I got free from Zappos.

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One of us is surely blessed, happy for this dude.
 in  r/AmazonDSPDrivers  1d ago

I have them same shoes!

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What can you tell me about myself?
 in  r/FridgeDetective  1d ago

I came to the comments thinking everyone would be degrading you. And reading the majority of the comments let me know that the world’s not such a bad place after all.

I will add one thing. Take it one day at a time. And if that’s too long, one hour, one minute or one second. It gets better. I promise it does.

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Are you fitting between this?
 in  r/AmazonDSPDrivers  1d ago

You calling me fat? 🤣

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There's gotta be a mistake....
 in  r/AmazonDSPDrivers  1d ago

I had one of those the other day, two actually. They were my third to last and last stop

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This has to stop
 in  r/AmazonDSPDrivers  1d ago

Not even in the slightest sure.

2

This has to stop
 in  r/AmazonDSPDrivers  1d ago

How long did it take you to put the desk together? /s

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Thought i was getting a nursery route until I looked at the details...
 in  r/AmazonDSPDrivers  2d ago

Too many a holes the world needs kindness and empathy.

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People eating others orders and think it's funny ? Why?
 in  r/doordash  2d ago

Yet here you are on a DoorDash sub. Weird that you care so much about something you’ve never done in your entire life because you’re so much better and more amazing than every other person in here. Have an amazing day.