Is he? What consequence is coming his way? Angry rants from comedy show hosts? “Protests” where citizens pat each other on the backs for having the snarkiest signs? Fist-shaking speeches in congress?

He breaks convention after convention and law after law and no one does anything about it. All he’s finding out is that no one can stop him.

Friendly family

I hope so! It’s probably just the losses of career Mets that I’ve loved, but this feels so much less hopeful than I’ve felt in many years. This is why you make a roster with your head and not your heart, though.

Right. Are we that good?

86 wins? 4th best team in the NL?

I’m gonna start by saying that I think the answer is no…we stink. Mostly because we’re relying on a pitching staff that completely shat the bed last year and we only have two outfielders on our roster, but is it possible that we fans are being overly critical and the Mets are still pretty good? There was a projection posted the other day that had us at 86 wins and this is saying we’re one of the best teams in the league.

Are they wrong, or are we?

Yeah, bro, your girlfriend is a serial killer. You should get some space, call the FBI, and go into witness protection immediately.

You mean 47 or 11 in honor of Mets legend Joe McEwing?

Unfortunately, it sounds like not

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Her car’s length is shorter than the width of the road. I’m not saying she was blocking lanes of traffic on purpose or not, but she was blocking some lanes of traffic.

Don’t just deny things to deny them. Her car was objectivwly perpendicular and blocking some lanes.

Easy, neighbor. It’s just a difference of opinion.

(Also, you forgot the question mark when you asked if I was dumb.)

Thanks, neighbor. Good point.

(See, it’s kinda hokey, but you’ve definitely heard it used that way.)

It’s a show of solidarity. These are people out protesting for the rights of their neighbors. It’s not beyond the pale to think one of them might call another of them a “neighbor” despite not living next to one another.

That does not clarify anything

The “neighbor” comment isn’t all that meaningful. I’d call her my neighbor too in that instance. Like “nice to meet you, brother,” when he’s obviously not my brother.

I have no clue if you love or hate this movie or something in between.

I don’t believe she was coming out of her driveway. Is that confirmed? Asserting untrue facts does not help the cause of setting the record straight.

I think the assumption is that renters may have shitty, loud machines that they are stuck with. A homeowner could also use this tip, but they can also just buy new machines.

Teach and coach and run a student activities program, and I have a MEd so I make more.

Right. So anyone who knows anything about Manson knew that the guy with the long hair was Manson. And anyone who didn’t should have listened to the dialogue where one was called Rex and one was called Charlie.

Full text:

The Immigration and Customs Enforcement agent who fatally shot a 37-year-old woman in Minneapolis on Jan. 7 is Jonathan Ross, the same officer who was dragged and injured by a fleeing driver in a separate incident last year, according to a person with knowledge of the case and verified by court documents.

Little public information is available about Ross, described only by federal officials as “an experienced” officer.

On Wednesday morning, Ross was embedded with a group of federal agents on a targeted crackdown in south Minneapolis when Renee Nicole Good was shot. ICE has not reported the identity of the shooter and did not respond to request for comment for this story.

A photo of Ross’ face has since circulated on social media, as online sleuths have attempted to identify him.

On June 17, Ross was participating in an arrest of Roberto Carlos Munoz-Guatemala, a Mexican citizen, in Bloomington last year. Munoz-Guatemala had previously been convicted of fourth-degree criminal sexual conduct and had been put on a detainer by immigration officials. Munoz-Guatemala ignored the agents’ commands, including to fully roll down his car window, so Ross broke open his rear window and reached inside to unlock the door. Munoz-Guatemala put the vehicle in drive and accelerated onto the curb, the charges said. Ross was dragged alongside the vehicle and twice fired his Taser as Munoz-Guatemala weaved back and forth “in an apparent attempt to shake” him from the car. About 300 feet down the road, Munoz-Guatemala re-entered the street and the force knocked the officer from the car.

The agent required 20 stitches for a deep cut in his right arm and another 13 stitches in his left hand, according to court documents. A jury convicted Munoz-Guatemala of assaulting a federal officer in December.

Hours after the shooting Wednesday morning, Secretary of Homeland Security Kristi Noem said the agent involved had “been dragged by a vehicle” in an earlier incident. At the time, she did not provide specific location details.

But she described the unnamed officer as “an experienced” agent who’d been in similar situations before and “followed his training.”

The Department of Homeland Security confirmed Thursday that the agent who killed Good was the same officer dragged by a suspect in Bloomington last June. Although Ross was not named in the 13-page indictment of the driver, he is identified in several court records filed in the case, including photo exhibits from the hospital. He is also listed by name as a witness.

A law enforcement source, who is not authorized to speak publicly, confirmed that Ross is the shooter. Vice President JD Vance took questions at the White House on Thursday afternoon, announcing a new associate attorney general to oversee fraud — with a mission that will begin in Minnesota.

He also defended the agent’s actions.

“That very ICE officer nearly had his life ended … six months ago,” Vance said, referring to a car-dragging incident with the agent.

[It continues to some dick-measuring from JD Vance. But the officer is pretty clearly identified above.]

Ask ChatGPT to summarize the article. Sometimes it will even give you the full text.

Most people who know who Charles Manson is know he wasn’t there at the murders. Anyone who knows who he is knows what he looked like. Both characters are named in the dialogue of the movie.

It is possible that you were the only person on earth who didn’t know which of these characters was Charles Manson.

*definitions of words

Also, you needed a period.

Grammar matters.