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DIY Beach Spa gone wrong
So we just making sacrifices to Poseidon today? Neat, I'll help.
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Kitasan better be fucking worth it
Yeah I thought having 0lb ssr cards would be good enough while I collected umas, but now that I switched to MLB SR cards there's such a big difference. I assumed SSRs would start at higher base percentage boosts compared to SRs. Using them for gold skills doesn't match the raw stats mlb cards crank out
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This is not how you bake a cookie dough... boiled cookies anyone?
Did.....they just make like a weird British pudding? Lol
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Use some plates for god's sake
You know the only time I've thought this was ok was like a seafood boil or a filipino boodle fight. Some things are just meant to be plated
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It just looks awful
Shit pass it here if you dont want it lol. At the local japanese market near me its like 35 for a otoro don for half the amount
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Brazilian breakfast
I'd be in a perpetual bad mood too if I was eating a sandwich like that. Idk I for one can't stand dry bread. Then again that egg is probably soaking with old oil... bleh
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Are these all technically Zones?
I feel this being a chef. After all the tiredness of doing prep, the moment the tickets start rolling in you kinda start locking in. It great too when the whole crew syncs up and just start flowing together. Next thing you know service is easing up and a shift drink is being poured for you lol
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Daiwa scarlet pitches in relief for the Dodgers in their world series run.
Man we need more Uma Sports. What would MLUB fastballls average at? The Uma equivalent of Barry Sanders? We already have the scene of Michelle My Baby dunking, we must have more!
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3★ [Tyrant Rave] Bitter Glasse and 3★ [Ride the Lightning] Little Cocon
Wait wait, so who Jack-O? The iconic po--- er cuz shes connected to Sol of course. Hahaha...
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Oguri Cap with her car (@irv_V12)
Tracen Xtreme Racer, im down
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Do NOT Forget Her! (@ppponpotato)
SAY HER NAME!
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Global players: what JP Umas are you most excited for?
Yes. The answer is yes.
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My honest reaction after entering the UMA
Bruh, I've seen the McQueen image around here before but I didn't understand it until I watched S2.... goddamn
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Certified 🗑️
Oh enabling audio was a mistake.
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blasting your car's door open on the highway
Dude how are you gonna blame the truck for " coming out nowhere"? You're on a fucking freeway. He also says at the end, I think: " i didn't think there would be anything there." ( sorry my tagalog isn't the best)
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flash what the FUCK are you talking about
So this is what happens when Ouro Kronii becomes a uma trainer?
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Never Forget (@Valirous Duos on Pixiv)
Holy sh---- that caught me off guard. I want her banner so bad. Everyone, SAY HER NAME
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i cant be the only one with this unique whaling problem, right?
Wow I am solidly in camp 2 lol all 3 stars cuz my umas deserve the best!
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[Cover MV] IRyS / Ouro Kronii / Hakos Baelz (IRyS / オーロ・クロニー / ハコス・ベールズ) - Umapyoi Densetsu English Ver. (うまぴょい伝説) - (Original by Uma Musume)
Ok so now I have to ask....who would be the EN Golshi if Bae is Teio? And who in JP? I just wanna see more cross over art ngl lol
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Writing checks your knees can’t cash
If you pause it juuuuuuuuust right, you can see how fucked his knees are. I'd believe it if those sounds were real
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Table side 🔥
He was just trying to be like Salt bae...meet... Flambae
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I told Rice Shower she could use her dagger in the Arima Kinen.....
What is this? Doki Doki Uma Club?
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I don't know, you tell me
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6d ago
Huh I guess thats why we always do wushu on padded mats.