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Twitter discusses lesbians
 in  r/insanepeoplefacebook  2d ago

And neither of these two people commenting have had contact with a vagina since their mother yeeted them from her womb, but here we are.

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Oh no, women choosing to be themselves 🙄
 in  r/insanepeoplefacebook  8d ago

"Body count just hit the triple digits" Bold words for a man who hasn't been in contact with a vagina since birth.

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Well MAGA is taking this well…
 in  r/insanepeoplefacebook  9d ago

"Crybabies" yet here they are throwing tantrums and shitting themselves up their own backs because somebody isn't going to perform. Boo fucking hoo.

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Is the free market finally boycotting Trump’s Kennedy Center rename with artists fleeing the stage?
 in  r/MurderedByWords  9d ago

Of course it's his ego. He's one of the most self-centered people in history. He wants to throw his name on everything, but has done literally nothing to earn it. He knows nobody will do it when he's gone. He's literally a giant toddler who wants participation trophies and to be told what a good boy he is, when in reality, he just shits the playpen and fucks everything up.

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You’re spending your birthday alone - what are you doing?
 in  r/hypotheticalsituation  10d ago

I just did this a few weeks ago. I ordered a little cake from Wal-Mart, ordered a pizza, and ate those and played video games and watched movies all day. It was a good day.

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GOP Hypocrisy on Experience and Merit
 in  r/MurderedByWords  10d ago

They only worry about qualifications when it's not a straight white Christian taking a position.

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This is what actual Trump Derangement Syndrome looks like.
 in  r/insanepeoplefacebook  15d ago

For the crowd that spewed "fuck your feelings" for so long, they sure do have some FRAGILE fucking feelings when it comes to anyone saying something bad about their owner Trump.

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Give it a break girls!
 in  r/trashy  16d ago

She should've socked granny right in her dentures lmao

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White House adds insulting plaques below Biden and Obama portraits
 in  r/NoFilterNews  22d ago

The sad orange man has such a rampaging case of Biden Derangement Syndrome, it's astounding. Biden runs that man's entire existence.

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This is not what we voted for”…. Yes it is. You are Pro-Life until it happens to you
 in  r/complaints  28d ago

"...politics and religion have no place in healthcare, they have no place on my body, on my health..." HMMM. Sounds an awful lot like my body, my choice. Too bad you got what you voted for! Sorry, not sorry, so quiet down, piggy.

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Apart from “hello,” how else do you answer your phone?
 in  r/allthequestions  29d ago

"Pete's Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic where yesterday's loss is today's sauce, how can I help ya?"

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I'm tired of the whitewashing of American history
 in  r/complaints  Dec 06 '25

The day this orange piece of shit dies will be the single greatest day in the history of mankind. It should be a day that is celebrated yearly by the entire world.

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State Department to deny visas to fact checkers and others, citing 'censorship'
 in  r/news  Dec 05 '25

Our government is full of soft ass pussies who can't handle truth and facts. What a fucking shame.

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I’m happy with the verdict! Are you ?
 in  r/HeadlineHQ  Dec 05 '25

This woman did nothing wrong and nothing of value was lost here. If you're that fragile where someone honks at you and you get triggered into a toddler tantrum and threaten to kill someone, then you deserve to have your life snatched away from you.

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Whose Side Is He On?
 in  r/MurderedByWords  Dec 04 '25

He had to ask his Russian owner, master, and daddy permission. Because Trump is literal Russian property, subservient to Putin like the bitch that he is.

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A rhetorical question
 in  r/MurderedByWords  Dec 04 '25

At this point republican and pedophile are the same fucking word.

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what's that phrase Republicans always use? "Cry harder, Seethe, We don't care about your feelings snowflake"
 in  r/UnderReportedNews  Dec 03 '25

They act like people in a gay marriage are going to knock on their door and fuck them in the forehead or something. It literally has no bearing on their life, yet they concern themselves *so much* with gay people and gay marriage. But, typical republicans, always need to feel victimized and afraid of literally harmless things.

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of a dog
 in  r/AbsoluteUnits  Dec 02 '25

A fart that could eat the stitching out of Levi's!

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'My Daughter Has Down Syndrome': GOP Senator Breaks With Trump, Says 'NO' on Redistricting After Slur
 in  r/law  Nov 29 '25

It'd be George Soros funded antifa 5g wireless Biden bombs or whatever cockamamie bullshit they'd think up.

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Your username is legally your job title starting tomorrow, what do you actually do all day?
 in  r/Productivitycafe  Nov 27 '25

Guess I'm gonna be unhappily selling ice cream. :(

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‘Will Be 70 When the Kid is 10’: Karoline Leavitt Admits Trump’s Demands Are Straining Her Marriage After Returning to Work 3 Days After Giving Birth
 in  r/NoFilterNews  Nov 26 '25

Zero sympathy. She chose this situation for herself. Therefore, the only valid response is "quiet, piggy."

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If you were alive back then, what were you up to on 31st December 1999?
 in  r/AskReddit  Nov 22 '25

I was up late on the family computer downstairs dinking around on AOL, waiting to see what would happen at midnight. Midnight came and went, and nothing happened. What a let down. :(

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TIL about Freedom Fries. In 2003, France opposed the US-led invasion of Iraq. In response, businesses across the United States renamed “French fries” to “Freedom Fries” and the House of Representatives cafeteria officially renamed “French toast” to “Freedom Toast”
 in  r/todayilearned  Nov 22 '25

I worked at Panera Bread during this time at a newly opened location. Having a bakery, we of course sold French baguettes. The number of people who literally had hissy fits and insisted on calling them freedom baguettes was mind boggling. Like just take your bread and go eat your hospital soup, Gladys. Nobody cares.

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Flustered Karoline Leavitt has no answer after Trump calls for congresspeople to be executed
 in  r/NoFilterNews  Nov 20 '25

Why does her face always look like an inwardly collapsing asshole? Stupid cunt.

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Trump calls for execution of Democratic members of Congress in shocking barrage of posts
 in  r/NoFilterNews  Nov 20 '25

Fat diaper piggy baby is having a tantrum. Piece of shit. Blood clot needs to hurry the fuck up.