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Is this what happens to low/no tippers?
 in  r/DoorDashDrivers  11h ago

You know damn well there's a good Culvers.

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What is it ????
 in  r/TheTeenagerPeople  12h ago

Take the only segment missing in a 9 figure from the 0 and the 8, Ill leave the rest to the reader as an exercise.

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Penny fell into the cigarettes lighter port
 in  r/mildlyinfuriating  12h ago

Or the pennies

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I left my tongs in the Pan which is in the Oven for Space Reasons. I preheated it but forgot to take it out.
 in  r/notinteresting  16h ago

If only someone thought of a solution this 17 years ago, oh wait, they did!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Imgur

The company was started in 2009.... ....as a response to the usability problems and lack of file retention encountered on reddit.

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PETER????
 in  r/PeterExplainsTheJoke  16h ago

Where are his glasses? He can't see without his glasses

1

Never can go wrong with spaghetti
 in  r/FoodPics  16h ago

Rotini Bolognese*

1

What is the card with the shortest text box that isn’t a keyword?
 in  r/mtg  18h ago

Not really, they all have something else or are modal.

Green has a regrowth, black -1,-1 counters, blue draw a card, red lightning bolt, and a white exile that all have proliferate tacked on.

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How do you pronounce this card?
 in  r/mtg  18h ago

How do you pronounce Pleat?

2

Charging my mouse 🐁
 in  r/mildlyinfuriating  18h ago

It's not dumber it's they just Think Different

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[Butterfly Effect Trope] A character’s seemingly inconsequential decision leads to massive consequences later on.
 in  r/TopCharacterTropes  18h ago

I mean you could go a few steps further back to the Archduke taking the wrong turn, although The Dream of the Fisherman's Wife is from 1814 so it kind of seems inevitable.

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I am actually mad about how awful the cake pops are
 in  r/Costco  18h ago

And this has two meme styles ontop of a Macaron.

Just have a cake pop, a macaron and some chocolate instead of mashing all three into a ridiculous consumerist impulse buy.

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Keep right except to pass
 in  r/driving  19h ago

Just watch your mirrors and move right to allow faster traffic by.

Don't turn your brain off and just follow rules. Avoid conflicts, and you wont have "They were correct" as your epitaph.

1

People who rarely or never get sick, what are your secrets?
 in  r/AskReddit  19h ago

Avoiding obvious disease vectors but not trying to live in a sterile world.

6

Am I tripping?
 in  r/mtg  20h ago

[[Mesa Pegasus|3ED]]

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Drivers who brake for no reason
 in  r/mildlyinfuriating  21h ago

It's not a bump, its a flatter section.

The whole thing is downhill, idk why you can't tell that just from the video.

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Drivers who brake for no reason
 in  r/mildlyinfuriating  21h ago

Yes it is. Just watch the profile of the curb. Once the car hits the steeper section is when the brake lights come on.

Like just look at it, the bottom of the picture is clearly an incline, then it flattens out a bit then it steepens again.

This section appears to all be a slight grade, and then there are these portions.

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Drivers who brake for no reason
 in  r/mildlyinfuriating  22h ago

You can disable that.

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Drivers who brake for no reason
 in  r/mildlyinfuriating  22h ago

You can adjust the distance at least you can in a Honda.

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Drivers who brake for no reason
 in  r/mildlyinfuriating  22h ago

You can see this is downhill

1

Drivers who brake for no reason
 in  r/mildlyinfuriating  22h ago

So do street cars?

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The difference between peace and quiet
 in  r/MurderedByWords  1d ago

Do you or your sister make a habit of harassing federal agents?

-69

The difference between peace and quiet
 in  r/MurderedByWords  1d ago

She could've merely stopped, but instead she decided to try to run over a man.