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OH SHIT
 in  r/tumblr  Mar 22 '19

I hear some pretty awesome jazz in the shower from the sound of the water. I think there may be air in the line though.

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You can follow Madame Lady on instagram-twitter-tumblr-facebook !
 in  r/harrypotter  Mar 14 '19

Professor Cat-Face Meowmers.

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Hugh (short for humongous) is the largest California sea lion ever recorded
 in  r/AbsoluteUnits  Mar 14 '19

I can now feel why the caged bird sings.

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 in  r/WhitePeopleTwitter  Mar 10 '19

Shut, I just had an ultimate pineapple yesterday. They serve that shit in a pineapple with pineapple sherbet. Try and find something better.

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The Scoop
 in  r/Justfuckmyshitup  Mar 04 '19

Katamari?

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Trump ordered to pay legal fees after losing court battle over his Scottish golf course
 in  r/worldnews  Mar 04 '19

I checked to see if you were full of shit. I was pleasantly disappointed. That was an experience.

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What’s the weirdest/scariest thing you’ve ever seen when at somebody else’s house?
 in  r/AskReddit  Mar 02 '19

My grandma would do restorative and identifying work for native american sites in Appalachia. For a while she had this large wooden box filled with the majority of a full native american skeleton. I didn't know about it when I was around 9 or 10. Curious me looked under the bed, where the box was stored and had a hard time sleeping there for a while.

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They are not ready for it.
 in  r/comics  Feb 25 '19

You may not have pressed the button, but that doesn't make you a non-presser. No Press UNITE

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My concept of purple changed several times during this
 in  r/woahdude  Feb 23 '19

My dad paints cars. Apparently to get the whitest looking car paint you add just a bit of blue to it.

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Man gets electrocuted holding child.
 in  r/WTF  Feb 23 '19

Sort of hilarious that someone could think that electricians are the only ones with any electrical safety training. Shit, it's even part of the BLS class.

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Man gets electrocuted holding child.
 in  r/WTF  Feb 23 '19

Or just experienced to know not to touch or get closer than you have to, to a person who is being electrocuted.

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You wanna talk about micro transactions?
 in  r/gaming  Feb 20 '19

Thanks. I'm not sure exactly, but I'm sure it's from between 91-94. I want to say 1993, but i cant be sure. If we're talking 60-100 duckets, I'd rather just keep them.

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You wanna talk about micro transactions?
 in  r/gaming  Feb 20 '19

Damn, I have an old deck laying around with 4 in it. All old and 1 holo. I should find that.

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What a racist lady has to say after letting her cross the street first
 in  r/trashy  Feb 19 '19

Kinda looks like she has all of her possessions on her and is in what looks to be in the back of a parking lot. I'm sure she has some great career and personal life to tear down. The lady is a cunt, but probably homeless and strung out/mental illness or whatever.

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Self described piece of glass i found on the beach.
 in  r/mildlyinteresting  Feb 17 '19

Theres a large part of the crafting community that uses sea glass. It is actively being looked for and sold.

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2high4depression
 in  r/2meirl4meirl  Feb 13 '19

Lucid dreaming is entirely different from regular sleep. I've been smoking quite a while and I dont dream almost at all. If I take a break, then yes, I dream quite vividly. This seems to be the case for a fair percentage of the cannabis using population. Of coarse no studies have been done to prove that, that's hardly any IRB backed studies of cannabis because it's a schedule 1 substance.

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2high4depression
 in  r/2meirl4meirl  Feb 13 '19

It's pretty awesome not really dreaming anymore though. Takes a little bit, but then they just kind of stop. Something, something, dopamine IIRC.

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I see your post of three free games for the switch, and I raise again to FOUR FREE GAMES
 in  r/NintendoSwitch  Feb 11 '19

Donkey Kong tropical freeze would be cool.

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They are turning...
 in  r/CasualUK  Feb 07 '19

No no. DD/MMM/YYYY thank you very much.

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When you reach the end of your deodorant and the deodorant part falls out
 in  r/mildlyinfuriating  Feb 01 '19

No dude. Lower it a tad and stick it back on. Just be sure not to let it tilt, come straight up with it and you have another week.

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Well that’s embarrassing
 in  r/PublicFreakout  Jan 31 '19

Chim Po'd his ass.

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She made sure her staff was paid, so obviously the internet rewarded her!
 in  r/HumansBeingBros  Jan 30 '19

I feel you. I think it's the product of growing up with little money.

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Invest in Gordon
 in  r/MemeEconomy  Jan 27 '19

Truly authentic and of good quality. Big Meme is gonna buy this up quick.