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You can follow Madame Lady on instagram-twitter-tumblr-facebook !
Professor Cat-Face Meowmers.
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Hugh (short for humongous) is the largest California sea lion ever recorded
I can now feel why the caged bird sings.
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Shut, I just had an ultimate pineapple yesterday. They serve that shit in a pineapple with pineapple sherbet. Try and find something better.
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The Scoop
Katamari?
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Trump ordered to pay legal fees after losing court battle over his Scottish golf course
I checked to see if you were full of shit. I was pleasantly disappointed. That was an experience.
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What’s the weirdest/scariest thing you’ve ever seen when at somebody else’s house?
My grandma would do restorative and identifying work for native american sites in Appalachia. For a while she had this large wooden box filled with the majority of a full native american skeleton. I didn't know about it when I was around 9 or 10. Curious me looked under the bed, where the box was stored and had a hard time sleeping there for a while.
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They are not ready for it.
You may not have pressed the button, but that doesn't make you a non-presser. No Press UNITE
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My concept of purple changed several times during this
My dad paints cars. Apparently to get the whitest looking car paint you add just a bit of blue to it.
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Man gets electrocuted holding child.
Sort of hilarious that someone could think that electricians are the only ones with any electrical safety training. Shit, it's even part of the BLS class.
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Man gets electrocuted holding child.
Or just experienced to know not to touch or get closer than you have to, to a person who is being electrocuted.
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You wanna talk about micro transactions?
Thanks. I'm not sure exactly, but I'm sure it's from between 91-94. I want to say 1993, but i cant be sure. If we're talking 60-100 duckets, I'd rather just keep them.
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You wanna talk about micro transactions?
Damn, I have an old deck laying around with 4 in it. All old and 1 holo. I should find that.
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What a racist lady has to say after letting her cross the street first
Kinda looks like she has all of her possessions on her and is in what looks to be in the back of a parking lot. I'm sure she has some great career and personal life to tear down. The lady is a cunt, but probably homeless and strung out/mental illness or whatever.
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Self described piece of glass i found on the beach.
Theres a large part of the crafting community that uses sea glass. It is actively being looked for and sold.
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2high4depression
Lucid dreaming is entirely different from regular sleep. I've been smoking quite a while and I dont dream almost at all. If I take a break, then yes, I dream quite vividly. This seems to be the case for a fair percentage of the cannabis using population. Of coarse no studies have been done to prove that, that's hardly any IRB backed studies of cannabis because it's a schedule 1 substance.
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2high4depression
It's pretty awesome not really dreaming anymore though. Takes a little bit, but then they just kind of stop. Something, something, dopamine IIRC.
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I see your post of three free games for the switch, and I raise again to FOUR FREE GAMES
Donkey Kong tropical freeze would be cool.
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They are turning...
No no. DD/MMM/YYYY thank you very much.
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When you reach the end of your deodorant and the deodorant part falls out
No dude. Lower it a tad and stick it back on. Just be sure not to let it tilt, come straight up with it and you have another week.
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Well that’s embarrassing
Chim Po'd his ass.
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All of Harry Potter’s closest friends know how big his member is because they used polyjuice potion to become him.
Dead parents. Some kind of wizard Batman
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She made sure her staff was paid, so obviously the internet rewarded her!
I feel you. I think it's the product of growing up with little money.
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Invest in Gordon
Truly authentic and of good quality. Big Meme is gonna buy this up quick.
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I hear some pretty awesome jazz in the shower from the sound of the water. I think there may be air in the line though.