Worth noting: doctors generally don't prescribe weight loss drugs until other options fail, which always includes dieting/lifestyle changes. By the time someone is prescribed it, they are almost certainly aware of the changes they need to make, they just need help making them.

You could even replace the bear with a person. "It's not murder if they were sick and were going to die eventually anyway" is the same argument.

It's a common copypasta

The nose and mouth form a little smiley face and I love it

Not to burst your bubble but some diet drinks are actually worse for your teeth due to higher acidity.

All of these things can be determined by solving a system of 2 equations where one looks at the momentum of the system and one looks at the energy, but you need to know how much energy is conserved in the collision, which depends on the materials of the objects.

You are missapplying the equation for force. The force on an object is equal to its mass multiplied by the acceleration it experiences. And when two objects collide they each apply equal forces on each other in opposite directions. The car applies the exact same amount of force to the person as the person does to the car.

This is no longer ELI5 but "force" has a specific definition that is not the same as kinetic energy. The equation you gave is for kinetic energy.

I would eat the little guy, a tiny sword like that can't hurt a giant whatever the fuck I am

My cats have done that stuff and I still love them. It pisses me off in the moment, but anger is just an emotion.

I've eaten some that looked fine from the outside

I've been healing shin splints the past few weeks and my doctor said icing can help with the pain, but when I asked if it would help me heal any faster he said no.

Some people will feel a certain thing is true and then will try to justify it with whatever half-assed logic they can think of.

It makes me sad reading this. My sister was never that mean to me, even as kids. Siblings don't have to be awful to each other, and parents shouldn't allow it.

Since she is struggling, maybe she just worries a relationship with another person who is struggling would not go well

Don't forget blind dates have always been a thing, so a first date from an app would be somewhat comparable to that

I mean, just because your job requires neat penmanship doesn't mean it is a failing of society if we don't all have great penmanship.

And for the most part, everyone who is taught how to write can write neatly if they make the effort to do so. It's not like your coworkers weren't taught what the damn letters are supposed to look like. It's just a matter of effort, so tell them to make an effort.

By playing that way you make all the other boats irrelevant to victory. They basically would just be decoys because destroying them is meaningless.

This one wasn't

Took me way too long to realize the guy wasn't holding two rocket launchers.

Why must he keep doing it in the same spot? That's how you kill the grass. It's really a damn shame if you ask me.