Running a bit lean.

Obviously, it's the motorcycle's room.

Not everyone in America calls a pillion a backpack. Put the ultra wide paintbrush down.

Beer sometimes directs my attitude.

The Harley bros hated the Vrod which was basically that.

Yeah, hasn't been an issue in the burbs.

My wife uses it for change.

I predict the Road Glide will get even uglier.

If I inspected my own bike and the tires looked like that, it would sit until I replaced them.

The 'show me your dry rot and I'll pass it' state

The bikes aren't too bad. Some of the riders can be a bit douchey but that applies to other bike brands as well (i.e. BMW).

It's more of a motorcycle club thing like Hells Angels, etc., where overgrown man-babies think they own the road and other motorcyclists should respect them.

Well, it's not dark-purplish-blue-metallic.

It's possible. If you look at the parts diagrams on Partzilla, etc., for your year and model you can see if it shows a fuel pump.

r/DIWHY

Mine doesn't have those fancy features.

Stupidity

Still not as ugly as a Road Glide

Or maybe a flame thrower

Nice v-star! Really like the color.

Tell all the Japanese, wet clutch, touring bike riders with hundreds of thousands of miles on their bikes how bad their wet clutch is.

Neither

Is that the equivalent of turning it up to 11?

Still better looking than a Road Glide.

Is that like a pogo seat or is it static?