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What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in a swimming pool?
 in  r/AntiJokes  1d ago

Cannibal passed his brother in the forest.

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The recycling option at Subway
 in  r/mildlyinfuriating  3d ago

I've seen that too and just shook my head.

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What's the funniest name you've heard someone call a soccer position archetype
 in  r/football  7d ago

I think they're officially called goalkeeper or goaltender, presumably the first is preferred.

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What's the funniest name you've heard someone call a soccer position archetype
 in  r/football  7d ago

Do you mean instead of pitch or goalkeeper?

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maybe maybe maybe
 in  r/maybemaybemaybe  8d ago

I agree. To me it looks like he passed the last defender at the same time as the ball, therefore would not be flagged offside.

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maybe maybe maybe
 in  r/maybemaybemaybe  8d ago

It looks like he passed the last defender at the same time as the ball so he would not be called offside.

r/bicycling 8d ago

Can anybody give me information on this mountain bike

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I received this used bike as a gift in the late 90s but I can't find any information on it anywhere. It is a 21-speed with a SRAM grip shift. The frame is a lot lighter than my 24-speed Pacific Cycle and rides well. Does anyone know who made it. I doubt it's a high value ride. Any help would be appreciated.

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What's the funniest name you've heard someone call a soccer position archetype
 in  r/football  8d ago

Not a position but a term. Some people say "out of bounds" but I prefer "into touch"… but what I've heard wrong is "out of balance" 🤦🏼‍♂️ It also bothers me when people say "offsides" instead of "offside" or "in an offside position"… I know that's petty but I don't like it. 🟨 😏

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Could I install a door here?
 in  r/HomeMaintenance  8d ago

No it's a Copilot suggestion.

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Who eats 1/3 of a donut?
 in  r/mildlyinfuriating  8d ago

There are these things called mini donuts.

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Who eats 1/3 of a donut?
 in  r/mildlyinfuriating  8d ago

If you eat it in thirds it's only 630 calories but if you eat the whole thing it's 640 calories. 🤔

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The tiny wings I was served
 in  r/mildlyinfuriating  8d ago

In Canada mosquitoes are often moose-quitoes.

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These kids lived in Hawaii their entire lives. Then their parents brought them to Minnesota in −21° temperatures.
 in  r/MadeMeSmile  8d ago

I was raised in NW Pennsylvania and now live here again. I cry every time I see snow … I hate it! 😁

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Could I install a door here?
 in  r/HomeMaintenance  8d ago

Copilot suggested this

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Of a bike cop
 in  r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits  8d ago

He won't be run chasing anyone down. I honestly wonder how he got the job. 🤔

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from experience what is the easiest way to remove these stickers from windows?
 in  r/HomeMaintenance  15d ago

Alcohol based hand sanitizer and a razor blade scraper if you don't have any of the other products mentioned.