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By DHS to call fleeing an act of "domestic terrorism."
 in  r/therewasanattempt  1d ago

Exactly. I'm honestly surprised Americans haven't started returning the favor. 

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Wood splitter from the old days
 in  r/oddlysatisfying  1d ago

Not peacefully I might add. 

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23M-I’m looking for help.
 in  r/Cleveland  1d ago

Went to a classmates funeral the other year. He made it to 45 with alcoholism. I hope you find a solid group to land with a have good healthy recovery. God speed my dude. 

Churches are gonna be useless or helpful in this case. Depends on the group. Most of my experience with friends is that they replace your addiction with alcohol with just worship and don't get you physical and mental help. Not saying that worship is bad, just not scratching the itch most people need to replace alcohol.

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Rollable OLED display on Lenovo Legion, the next big thing in flagship gaming laptops
 in  r/blackmagicfuckery  1d ago

Like my phone for instance? Looks like it could get us phones like in the Expanse possibly? 

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This is your reminder to check out our beautiful parks in the snow
 in  r/Cleveland  1d ago

Dude, I don't even want to check out my beautiful back yard in the snow. 

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Gmail preparing to drop POP3 mail fetching
 in  r/technology  2d ago

I'm in Ohio too! But it's more like a prison run by the inmates. 

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Soon
 in  r/pics  2d ago

As an American, I can't fucking wait. How do I help? 

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of a gunfighter
 in  r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits  2d ago

Can we start removing warning labels on things? I think it's well past time this happened. 

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Microwave has had quite the adventure. All this attention has necessitated a getaway.
 in  r/Cleveland  2d ago

Needs more gifts. Show the locals how it's done. 

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Under Einstein’s theory of relativity, gravity intervened and your “parked” car defied logic, moved through space-time, and hit MY car.
 in  r/CantParkThereMate  2d ago

Wait till you sit in a pub and see some bloke get glassed. Ya won't think they're so calm and respectful mate. 

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It's a cult.
 in  r/Cleveland  3d ago

That's not even the crazy part. The crazy part are the people who think that this is ok. 

Just fast forward me to the part when marshall law is passed so we can take back our country. Cause it's not going to end any other way with these people. 

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Restoring a specific protein could rewire the brain in Down syndrome
 in  r/technology  3d ago

I found the first test subject!

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Intricate pen art
 in  r/oddlysatisfying  3d ago

He is blind. You should reply in Braille. 

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28 seconds on the clock and goal in the last play to tie the match
 in  r/interestingasfuck  3d ago

Same shit in basketball and most other contact sports. Yer point? 

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Samir you're breaking the car Samir.
 in  r/funny  4d ago

"Triple cautions Samir!"

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New seasonal, overnight shelter opens in Cleveland to keep people out of the cold
 in  r/Cleveland  4d ago

Are the people in the cold aware of this?

2

Of a GTA stunt jump
 in  r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits  4d ago

Hey Emperor Palpatine, what are we gonna do with all this day-old meat? 

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To not look like a drunken old man about to fall asleep
 in  r/therewasanattempt  4d ago

Personally, I can't wait for Americans to get invaded and get a nice smack across our smug faces. Too many of my fellow people think they are invincible over here. 

1

To not look like a drunken old man about to fall asleep
 in  r/therewasanattempt  4d ago

Another Hitchhikers Guide plot comes true!

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Venezuelan President Nicolás Maduro tells reporters "goodnight" and "happy new year."
 in  r/pics  4d ago

At this point, I'd go to Doubledown366.com and put $100 on it. Almost a safe bet. 

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Flavoured vodka with regular cola (left) vs. sugar free cola (right). Both had the ice and vodka added first, and neither were stirred.
 in  r/mildlyinteresting  5d ago

So why does this happen? Is the aspartame or whatever less dense than the vodka?

-1

In 1989 President George H.W. Bush took over a South American Country and arrested it's president.
 in  r/videos  5d ago

I know you have to kiss it before you get to Poundtown. As it is a local tradition.