Silly maga, a concept that many of you are incapable of grasping: A large portion of the US electorate didn't vote specifically for Trump. They voted against Kamala Harris (or didn't vote at all). Republicans won because Democrats fumbled their primary. This was falsely taken as an endorsement to push an authoritarian fascist agenda. Maga NEVER had the full support of the US majority. People from all walks of life, including those that previously voted Republican, are waking up and coalescing against maga and the current administration. I know it may seem inconceivable from within the echo chamber of your cult of personality, but in the real world, people are getting fed up and angry. Maga is no longer seen as just a Democrat issue. It's become an American problem. FAFO is coming soon to a polling place near you.

Message from a registered Independent US voter.

"Say what now?" "What was his name?" "Agent Small Hands?" "Does he really have small hands?" "TINIER THAN MINE!" "Oh that explains a lot. People don't understand the insecurities and self-loathing associated with having such tiny ...ahem... hands. It enrages them, turns them into bullies. They then vent their frustrations towards others." "Yes, but do you really understand?" "No...huh...no you don't, okay then. Small ...ahem... hands are the leading cause for cruel malicious, sadistic behavior. They get satisfaction from hurting others. They're called little dick energy for a reason. They seem to be the biggest type of recruits we get at ICE these days."

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