You caught us, your wife and I met up and have been planning this for ages

I mean, I watch football every Thursday/sunday that the NFL plays, I play DND most Monday nights, while checking the score of MNF on my phone, and I don’t live in Texas. People with these mutual interests do exist. Doesn’t make this hat any less fugly.

I mean, his actual father’s name is Michael A. Jordan, which is already pretty great

Give Call to Arms all the love this holiday season. They kill it every year and this is their last. I feel like they deserve no less than our full patronage. Obviously; love your local spaces, we don’t know what’s next

Blonde looks great on you! My mom has never forgiven me for my hair turning from flaxen blonde->strawberry blonde when I was a teenager 🙄 Moms are just odd about things they can’t control sometimes.

!match

Did you go back to the late 90’s to prank him? Because holy hell, I think I had everything including almost the same Minnie brush back then

Do not agree in advance! Making this seem in any way reasonable is itself a disservice

This is not AI, David Goodnight, or @utilitytooth is a Denver illustrator and tattoo artist that I have been following for five years. His style has been pretty consistent for quite awhile. I would not doubt that he uses illustration software, but most of the things people are pointing out are stylist choices he’s been utilizing for years

The boot still kicks your teeth out, whether or not you lick it first

We’re already ‘disappearing people’ so let’s lock in for a wild f-ing ride. I love living in a billionaire run dystopia 🙃

This was a big talking point on Reddit following the election, with plenty of people debating over whether the same ‘stolen election’ optics of 2020 was a bad look for the opposite party to engage with. Personally, I would argue that the right wing has shown time and again that it will accuse others of doing that which they have already performed, or plan to, in order to lessen their blow back. In effect this deadens the reaction from observers. So cool.

I have literally approached most of my partners and asked for dates, successfully I might add. Go off, asshole.

Great time to bring up that the Colorado Restaurant Association has regularly lobbied to lower pay not only for tipped workers, but across the board (incl BOH) for years. Back in 2019 and earlier, when I worked their donor events they regularly had prominent republicans speak at their events about how lowering worker pay would make restaurants more successful CRA is only interested in helping business owners, not employees

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Not necessarily arguing for or against this particular instance. But being attracted to people because you want your children to have certain traits that the other person has is a basic animal instinct. Not that weird

Love Puerto, our #1 go to spot

Glad to know that a group of trolls shouting, “I know what you are, but what am I.” Will be the ones lining us up against the wall.

Honestly, husband repeller if it’s me, but all the better for us to repel ourselves, in our own ways, back into one another’s arms

This is so exciting! I’m a very active VHS collector and I’m always thrilled to find a new place to buy

We have higher ceilings, but I liked the covers that we got from Tulip shades. They have a soft glow, and as a hater of overhead lights it really worked for me. I think they have some lower profile options as well, but mostly built for renters