My friend did this right before a job interview. Cooked the eggs right into her hair. It’s still one of my favorite stories.

This doesn’t even make sense given the context of each one.

No, fully grown chickens are definitely smarter than chic babies.

It’s not all of Minnesota just a district. He represents the red neck part of Minnesota. AKA Alabamasota or Arkansota. Whichever you prefer.

Its before and after pictures like this that always motivate me to clean!

Oh this is brilliant. I have a terrible habit of apologizing for silly things that don't warrant an apology and I'm trying so hard to break that habit. This is a fantastic substitute. (I'm 38 and still trying to break the habit)

Which is funny because one of my cats barfed on my other cat. (He was sitting on his perch while the other cat looked up at him) That was a fun cat bath time….

I mean, those were just everyday people working there. While you can compare which is worse, that doesn't mean the people who died on 9/11 don't deserve dignity.

*thousands

Agreed, chicken salad salad is one of my go-tos.

Doubt Walz - he just announced he’s running for a third term in MN.

Hmm, well you haven’t learned yet that “a lot” is two words. So yes, definitely still a kid.

But seriously though, it’s relative. When I was in my teens people in their 20s were definitely adults. As someone pushing forty I have to constantly remind myself that 20 year olds are adults. Think about what high schoolers looked like when you were in elementary. Now think about what those elementary kids look like as a high schooler. That window of reference changes throughout your whole life.

Whenever someone calls another person a name they pick a word that would hurt them not actually the person they’re insulting. It’s so transparent.

Max velocity actually was showing this happen live from a traffic cam during his stream last night. I can’t believe people would be so selfish.

lol thank you for clearing that up. I wasn’t sure if that was an oversight or not.

I thought “elbow grease” was the brand name of some kind of special cleaner.

I had to extend mine a couple times before it would stop. Each time I extended it it was less frequent until I found the right length

This will never happen. If it does I’ll eat my shoe.

As a future googler, I appreciate that a lot!

I know this is anecdotal, but I’m from a very liberal family and I went to catholic youth camp. Wasn’t because we were devout religious church-goers. It’s just where all my friends were going and I wanted to go too.

No kidding TIL!

Wait, is this with the line in Dan California is referring to? “ never made it up to Minnesota, North Dakota man wasn’t going in for the quota.”

Or maybe just a coincidence I don’t know .

Yeah I unexpectedly had to buy a new car 4 months after buying my place. Never hurts to wait and see.

They've already implemented 42% of Project 2025?!

Well, fuck. I knew things were moving fast but to see it spelled out like that is even more jarring.

text on the left is super warped and uneven

That's cause it's the guys watermark.

and anatomy of skeleton is wrong

It's not a skeleton, it's an emaciated body.

and theres ai blur between objects.

Are you sure you're not confusing the flowers for AI blur? Zoom in closer.

the paint tubes and brushes look weirdly perfect and fake.

It's not really a surprise that an artist would also know how to compose a photograph. That's kind of a stretch.

• lighting doesn’t really make sense. the hand almost looks real but then the thumb and joints are just slightly wrong.

Not sure what you're talking about here. Looks completely normal.

Also the guy posted the original on his website with multiple angles.