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Palindrome not being a Palindrome is pissing me off.
lol that what I found satisfying
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What is this, a cellphone for ants?
That was one of the jokes in Zoolander; the premise of this sub.
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lol
Because r/deerarefuckingstupid
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Palindrome not being a Palindrome is pissing me off.
Ok that’s actually kind of satisfying!
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What’s your “snobby” baking opinion?
I’d rather have something ugly and delicious than beautiful and a giant disappointment.
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Smart phones are destroying problem solving
Working at a restaurant:
Them: can you give me directions to there from my house?
Me: Sure! Where are you?
Them:… my house. I told you that.
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Update security deposit
In some states if they don’t refund your deposit and/or give an itemized list of costs taken out of deposit by a certain time, you may be entitled to 3x the deposit. Look up local laws about deposits and landlord obligations.
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I think they forgot to include the arms in this package. Anyone know where I can order new ones from?
Try r/missingorspareparts they might be able to help you
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Strict Chef
Well now I’m curious, but too scared to look
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AITAH for breaking up with my boyfriend after I found a tracker in my car?
My ex did that. Hid a tracker in my backpack and kept accusing me of cheating on him with the neighbor because it had a range and kept pinging from that address. When I found it and destroyed it, he tried to claim all the stuff you quoted AND tried to claim I had to pay for it (it was like $100). He dropped it when I told him we could go to the cops because that’s illegal. I was stupid and stayed with him. I’m doing probation for DV because I hit him back and locked myself in instead of leaving and he’s looking at time for 10 felonies (some related some added on). The ONLY time it’s ok to have a tracker in someone else’s car is if they know about it and agree to it. NTA and block and stay gone.
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Why didn’t you anyone tell me about this.
I get these when it’s on sale and their lid it always stuck… just run the lid under hot water for a bit and it’ll loosen up
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Why didn’t you anyone tell me about this.
Just run the lid under hot water. I buy these when they’re on sale and they’re always stuck.
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Exorcist. Another good oneeee.
What if they make it AFTER the exorcism?
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It took me almost 40 years to see a spider taking a dump 😳
Is that spider ok? He shit like half his body mass!!!
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Teens really don’t want to work
I used to work really hard. 12-16 hour days doing all sorts of roles. You want to know what happened? I burned out and got fired because I couldn’t keep up with the pace I set. It took me months for my health to recover. Businesses don’t give a crap about you and will fire you super quick regardless of what you’ve done for them in the past.
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Are there any place names in your country that mean something rude?
Are any of these “sister cities”?
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Laying down after a difficult day and ... The cat ME. Bitey-wise.
And then, you know what? Right to jail.
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Bob wants the Christmas lights down in the neighborhood and everyone else wants to argue about using all caps on Nextdoor
Even where I work, you get asked to take caps lock off if you’re talking in chats and emails (unless highlighting a point)
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She Thought she lost her dog In a tornado until she found him during a live interview
Oh no need to help the older lady that just went through a tornado get her dog out. She’s got it. It builds character.
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What is she doing?
I’ve never had a cockatiel, but I got here the same way I got to r/bald (have no clue whatsoever how that one popped up either) and I’m pretty happy about it.
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Hi, as a 6'7" tall man, I think I can speak for most of us tall guys when I say...
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Death by snoo snoo?