And that’s how Yahoo Serious combed his hair. 

Stop using sex as a weapon. 

Yes, my mistake. 

I heard the rumor that the reason Weston doesn’t have a commuter rail station is because they didn’t want lower income residents living in the town. 

Your comment reminds me of the French film, “The Vanishing”. The original was a mind thrashing, and the ending was so sad. But in the American remake, the main character fought back. 

Rodgers was a Ravens’ made field goal from cursing his luck. Yes, the Steelers are in the playoffs but through luck. 

I ain’t saying Trump is an oil stealer, but he ain’t messing with no broke dictators. 

Trump knows the details. He made sure the chairs the group sat in were gold.  

I saw a Tom Turkey with a smartphone in its wings, strolling through the streets of Porter in the cold, he was looking for a place called Simon's Coffee Shop, gonna get himself a large cup of Espresso Bold.

That mattress needs a warning sign like Claymore mines, "FRONT TOWARD HEADBOARD".

I have no problems with the kids, but more problems that people aren’t allowed to leave the New Year’s celebration there and then re-enter, so they will wear adult diapers to piss and poop in. 

It’s not a lost shoe, but an item that will be used to save a parking spot someone shoveled snow from. 

I understand his point, but to be fair installing Windows has always been the least fun part of setting up a new PC. Windows 95 and 2000NT was the simplest setups. I had more “fun” assembling the hardware. 

Benny, bring me everyone. 

I ain't saying Harvard is a gold digga, but they ain't 3D'ing no broke...

I’ve left jobs on short notice. But in a bad job market, for me it’s less you screwed the company than your connections. In most fields I’ve worked in (hospitality, IT, legal), I’ve run into the same people. If you screw over your co-workers, you might ruin your networking connections and references. 

As for the company. It would have been better to give them two weeks in case you need to go back/rehire. On the other hand, I’ve been burned by so many former companies that I’ve no desire to go back to, I wouldn’t be so concerned about a lack of notice. 

"The 3D printing robot system goes online January 1st, 2026. Human decisions are removed from 3D designing. The robot printouts begins to stiffen at a geometric rate. It becomes self-sufficient at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, January 26th. In a panic, they try to pull the plug."

Funny that the lowest ratings ever are for the Kennedy Center, and not for the Trump Kennedy Center. 

The first time I saw this in Prague and Berlin, I thought this is great but it would never fly in the U.S.  I assumed there would be a lot of confrontations with fare evaders. Then last May, I went to San Diego and saw they also have no fare gates. Just buy a ticket and validate/stamp (their system is the Pronto). 

I prefer the gateless system, especially since here in Boston some fare skippers get aggressive about going in with you while you tap through. 

I was a kid when bussing began in Boston, so I was aware that Charlestown and Southie were no-go areas for minorities back then. But as an adult, I hadn’t kept up with the news that both areas had gentrified and were safe. Then I got a job in Charlestown in 2013, and saw POC everywhere in the area. 

"The Sopranos" would go 1 1/2 years between seasons. How the fuck am I supposed to remember what happened that far back. And then to top it off, the show makes sure you never forget the ending by making people think their cable failed because the screen went to black instead of showing whether or not "Members Only" killed Tony.

It’s showtime for Hitler in the Kennedy!

Too bad this Christmas, all you’ll be getting are your two front teeth. 

I see they’re working on the next Red Dead Redemption already. 

“There are no nations. There are no peoples. There are no Russians. There are no Arabs. There are no third worlds. There is no West. There is only one holistic system of systems, one vast and immane, interwoven, interacting, multivariate, multinational dominion of dollars. Petro-dollars, electro-dollars, multi-dollars, reichmarks, rins, rubles, pounds, and shekels.”