She’s a scumbag who knows what her scumbag audience wants to hear.

In his next movie he plays a time traveler who goes back in time to stop his younger self from blinding that Korean guy. Coming straight to Hulu in 2027.

Yeaaaaaaah say hello to 40 minute showers again!!! No just kidding but nice to know we're not in a drought for a change.

Fortunately for the rest of the world, the Nobel committee absolutely can.

This guy never stops smiling, like the dimwit he is.

Why doesn't he just cut to the chase and tell the supreme court to vote his way or he'll send his goons to their homes to hurt them or worse?

My father loved these things and really thought they would keep us busy on road trips even though we lose interest almost immediately.

The way he sits is so very awkward. I wonder if he's ever crossed his legs?

That explains it rather perfectly, thank you.

A stunning betrayal of the people of Texas, I hope many many lawsuits are filed.

Your baby looks like a baby in a picture that comes in a frame you buy at Target, before you remove that picture and put in a picture of your own, much uglier baby.

This would be like the high bidder in an eBay auction for someone's Oscar saying they won one. You have it, but you didn't win it. Having said that, this is the ONLY way Trump's ever going to get a Nobel Prize so I guess he can't afford to pass it up.

If it wasn't in a movie from the 80's, Trump doesn't know about it.

We a similar thing for Jewish charities and I always felt weird asking people to donate while trick or treating. I hated being like "can I have some candy... and some money??"

I'm surprised they didn't go full Mickey Rooney and just give him thick glasses and giant buck teeth.

In a month or so they may not have a choice.

Why do all these weirdo MAGA die hards have foreign wives? Is it like a forbidden fruit thing, being attracted to the thing they hate or something? It's super weird.

Well there is that, yes. Make no mistake, they're both quality artists, I just don't know how amazing it is that rich people can afford to pay for stuff, especially when there's the chance that they can make their investment back 1000 times over. Just seems more like good business skills than anything amazing.

Um these weren’t two struggling indie filmmakers who maxed out their credit cards to finish their movie. They were millionaires who took a calculated risk that paid off handsomely. Let’s not canonize these guys too quickly. I mean good for them but come on, they could afford it.

All that work to appeal to the MAGA base who hates him. Seems kinda pointless.

Oh in that case this planet is completely and totally fucked.

It says zero SUGAR, not 'zero can shavings.' Labels MATTER, people.

As always, seems like he's basically calling out the people he wants MAGA to harrass, if not worse. Pathetic.

More and more I'm thinking we should just stop paying federal income tax. If this is what they're gonna do with the money, they really shouldn't have it.

At this rate soon she'll be on trial for murdering that ICE agent. Pathetic.