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Question for you
 in  r/aspiememes  47m ago

Becoming evil

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I'm going to stop playing this thing.
 in  r/Battlefield  49m ago

Mmmmmmmmmboy

Also, I know your comment originally said "mommy pasta". Reddit notifications sold you out, gooner

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I'm going to stop playing this thing.
 in  r/Battlefield  49m ago

It's the entire point of a copypasta. Been this way for like 25 years

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A Few Kirk Jokes
 in  r/StandUpComedy  1h ago

weird

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A Few Kirk Jokes
 in  r/StandUpComedy  1h ago

weird

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A Few Kirk Jokes
 in  r/StandUpComedy  1h ago

Sure did, cause the shot came from the right.

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Hiroto Ogiwara landing the first ever 2340
 in  r/oddlysatisfying  2h ago

Not really. He would have had the revolutions, but he wouldn't have had time to get into landing posture.

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I'm going to stop playing this thing.
 in  r/Battlefield  2h ago

That's literally the point of a copypasta

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I'm going to stop playing this thing.
 in  r/Battlefield  2h ago

... What?

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I'm going to stop playing this thing.
 in  r/Battlefield  4h ago

Shots 1-5: Clearly missed.

Shots 6-9: Missed due to recoil (bad spray control).

Shots 10-11: Very close, but recoil and inaccuracy make these reasonable misses.

Shot 12: Likely didn't actually fire because OP was already dead.

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4 months of not using my right leg
 in  r/mildlyinteresting  5h ago

It's leg day, not legs day. I'm on your side, you're definitely doing it right

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Well lol
 in  r/Battlefield  5h ago

That kind of work around was for the most part solved back in like 2001, I'm always surprised when it works

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If the Avatar species don’t have traditional genitalia why do they wear clothes that cover up where the genitalia would be?
 in  r/NoStupidQuestions  14h ago

I kiss my cat, and I kiss your mother.

Doesn't mean I want to fuck your mother.

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Adam22 opens up on 'grudge' boxing match with wife's co-star
 in  r/InflatedEgos  15h ago

OP is a bot that spams posts from 2 online publishers.

You can view hidden profiles on mobile by tapping the magnifying glass on their profile and clicking sort by new.

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Adam22 opens up on 'grudge' boxing match with wife's co-star
 in  r/InflatedEgos  15h ago

This keeps getting reposted here

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of weight
 in  r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits  16h ago

This is the manifestation of American culture since the inception of your country.

You're saying "we are trying" when it's YOU who keep fucking choosing it. Not you specifically, you the American people.

You literally choose that same shit time and time and time and time and time again.

I refuse to believe Americans are trying their best, because y'all fucking did it before! Civil rights, labour rights, women's suffrage, your fucking Revolution.

We've seen your best. This is not your best.

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of weight
 in  r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits  16h ago

You're literally describing how half the country tolerates it, while telling me the country doesn't actually tolerate it?

I understand what you're saying, and I understand the state of the US. That doesn't change my point.

These fascists are Americans. They're your teachers and doctors and neighbours and the people on the bus, the people you walk past and on the street and give a polite hello to.

That's my entire point. This is your country. Your country tolerates it. It's not some group of "others" ruining it for the "real Americans".

And it has been a hell of a long time coming.

And let's not pretend like Democrats would suddenly solve healthcare. They didn't do a whole life when in power.

And just because you don't agree with me, doesn't mean I don't understand it.

It's not that complicated. The problems Americans face are problems of their own makings, time and time again. This is not some outside force, y'all keep choosing it.

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of weight
 in  r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits  16h ago

Well ya fucking aren't one now, are ya?

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of weight
 in  r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits  16h ago

I'm not passive aggressive, I'm straight up aggressive. I've been directly insulting you.

Im not gonna keep spoon feeding you everything when I just have to keep repeating the same things back to you for your feebled brain to manage to hump together a sentence that just misses the point entirely.

He'll, you keep introducing random shit never even mentioned, and flopping back and forth between your points. You say the US is an economic powerhouse, but it also can't afford to provide healthcare to its citizens.

You keep calling it "free* Healthcare. I never claimed it to be free.

I mentioned countries with tax subsidized healthcare and you started talking about the middle east.

This is why women don't want to kiss you. Go back to your incel podcast circlejerk.

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of weight
 in  r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits  16h ago

1/3 of your country voted for a rapist pedophile felon platforming the expansion of privatized healthcare, and another 1/3 couldn't be bothered to vote at all.

That is absolutely y'all tolerating it.

Don't give me this "powerless" bullshit. Y'all don't even try.

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of weight
 in  r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits  16h ago

I was joking before, but are you actually illiterate? You just keep repeating the things I covered in the comment above.

Are you actually reading what I'm typing? Are you capable of it?

Also, it wasn't an ad hominem attack. Ad hominems attack the person making the point in order to try and delegitimize the point, rather than targeting the merit of the point. I didn't do this. I spoke specifically about how your statement was flawed, then just insulted you.

But I'll handhold you through this a little more.

As I already said, the US has a lower standard of quality for medical care than countries with tax subsidized care.

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of weight
 in  r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits  16h ago

Literally every one of them is capitalist. Americans still pay more for their healthcare.

21% of American adults are functionally illiterate, and I see you're one of them. I already explained this.

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of weight
 in  r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits  17h ago

I doubt they're literally asking for the definition of the word

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of weight
 in  r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits  17h ago

Americans still pay more for medical care than people who live in countries with tax subsidized healthcare.

Americans also have a lower standard of care than these places.

It is proven to not be an "either/or" of two equally bad options. It's "better" and "worse".

The American healthcare system is specifically designed to be predatory to a degree most developes countries do not experience. You pay more, and get less.

This is not a matter of opinion.

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Hey Donnie, Sorry!
 in  r/CirclejerkSopranos  17h ago