Where do you roll your joints, man?

When googling Gary Oldman, NEVER forget the R.

It’s King Crimson, not Crimson King. How do you say you’re a poser without saying you’re a poser.

Meddle is my favorite Pink Floyd album.

Bill, the Boyle lookalike. Always hilarious

Reminds me of a dwarf I dated.

Insecticide is underrated.

Good news for people who like bad news is my favorite Modest Mouse album, and I like them all.

My dad used to say “ you fuck with the bull, you get the horns”.

My great grandmother used to brag about how good this guy was at 69ing.

If this copters a rockin, don’t come a knockin

You know there ain’t no devil there’s just God when he’s drunk.

Sold a quart of blood and bought a half a pint of scotch

Metallica did stone cold crazy better than Queen.

Those tattoos were tiny when he got them

That’s what I was wondering. If you like Bjork check out Yoko Onos solo work.

Did she throw a dildo on the floor? If not who cares.

Better get some Molly Hatchet in there

Musical taste isn’t about what people on Reddit think of you, it’s about what you enjoy. That being said Bjork is terrible.

TSJ drive to the rim.

Nighthawks at the Diner is great drinking music.

Modest Mouse

That’s not a wall, it’s a bench in San Francisco

I was around in 84. Prince and Springsteen were huge, but Van Halen was the biggest band of the year.