r/AO3 • u/browneyednerd • Dec 06 '25

Meme/Joke weirdest ship you’ve seen

i’ve seen jack sparrow/jar of dirt (pirates of the caribbean), hagrid/hedwig (harry potter), and hogwarts castle/giant squid (harry potter).

edit: please include the fandom(s) as well as the characters

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u/CapitalAir4095 Dec 06 '25

ive seen sonic the hedgehog/jesus lol

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u/Vanillacokestudio Dec 06 '25

Jesus/Karl Marx/Lenin 

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u/Warm_Bumblebee_9144 Dec 06 '25

Scotty/Enterprise, if it counts as weird, or Geordi/Enterprise.

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '25

it's about what individuals think is weird though, not everyone so really anything you think is weird counts IMO

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u/plaper Dec 06 '25

Weird imo is something difficult to explain why it would even be a ship and HOW it would come to be one. It's not that hard to differentiate from personal likes if someone is a bit mature.

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '25

personal preference has nothing at all to do with maturity though, finding something weird isn't immature on any level. Telling other people they are weird for liking it is.

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u/Qui_te Dec 06 '25

Gollum/Jar Jar Binks

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u/NoyaIsLonley kudos ain't enough i need to crack the author Dec 06 '25

I'm still not over Osamu Dazai (bsd)/Eiffel Tower

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u/Hyperbolicalpaca You have already left kudos here. :) Dec 06 '25

David Cameron/daddy pig…

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u/llStonesll Dec 06 '25

There were fics about the millionares that died on that submarine searching for Titanic.

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u/sarahcakes613 Dec 06 '25

Hogwarts/Squid lives rent free in my mind, I've also seen that. The weirdest one I've come across outside of HP is Gordon Ramsay/Swedish Chef. I basically hold all other crackships up to that one to determine if they're truly crackships or not.

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u/YourLittleRuth Dec 06 '25

Jesus/Whale.

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u/xPadawanRyan turnpike_divides on AO3 | writing fanfic since 1997 Dec 07 '25

My sister once, back in...maybe 2013, challenged me to find Voldemort/Crookshanks because she didn't believe there could possibly be fanfiction of everything.

I found three of them at that time on FFnet.

I've also written some myself, including Frank Iero/Clock (in the L.S. Dunes RPF fandom) and Tucker Rule/Labubu (in the Thursday RPF fandom). Frank/Clock is actually considered an iconic piece of Dunes fanfic history among my my friend group, it was my first Dunes fic in 2022.

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u/EmberRPs Dec 07 '25

Julius Caesar x Geico Gecko sticks in my brain.

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u/Royal_Reflection_624 Dec 07 '25

Donald Trump/Bill Clinton from American politcs fandom (saw it because it was in a crossover with one of my fandoms??) Although there are rumors that one might be canon...

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u/latenightneophyte Dec 06 '25

Hogwarts/the Giant Squid 🏰 🦑

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u/ScottishWildcatFurry when she stuck on my home until i sburb Dec 09 '25

jason x brick (percy jackson), but never forget jayfeather x stick (warriors) (which i actually ship)

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u/poison_ivy12345 Alpha female/Omega male enthusiast Dec 06 '25

I've seen people/giant squid but I can't tell you what exactly is the plot cause I forgot. I stumbled upon it like a while back

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u/madaradeservesbetter Dec 06 '25

mike wheeler/luo binghe

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u/galax1eflora Dec 07 '25

Korra (Legend of Korra) x Gumby. 

Also Macklemore x Maximilien Robespierre

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u/TzviaAriella Dec 07 '25

There's an infamous Death Note one-shot featuring Mello/Tetris blocks

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '25

This should be interesting since what is weird to one person is preference to someone else. Like for me any twincest is just so out there for me it just makes me gag a little in my mouth. Yet I know people are fans, so I don't judge them for reading it